Even Demon Kings Need A Queen 🐉

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - N64]

The game has been modified in the following ways in this gif:

HD TEXTURE PACK , WIDESCREEN MOD

Ok, Wake Studios. I'll work too much overtime for this one.

"Haris kat." He chided, watching the face go flush with red. The dawning realization. One of the two knights going to draw his blade only to get a firm knock in the back of the head from one of his sisters. "A little far from home eh Fíplat javés?" "I think you're one to talk…" The man's gaze turning to find features he honestly should have taken to mean something. "Gerudo…You're gerudo aren't you?" Oh ya think? "Rito can't you tell." Ganondorf hummed, eyes baring into him. Barely had to move to draw his tana, the other night getting sideswiped in the chest. Not dead, but from how the blood started seeping out, not doing well either. They couldn't even challenge him properly. Lady of the sands give him a fight, honestly. "Oh wonderful, humor. Wait…you're not…" The other's eyes lighting up in a sort of twisted fascination. As if his very existence was something out of myth. Not like he wasn't of course. "Three…" This wasn't an unusual thing. Didn't even stop Sholani as she finally put an end to the leering, knocking him out with the pommel at the base of her own scimitar. "Enough of that. Dili asha?" "Da'at a Sho…thank you though." The king nodded, watching the others surrender pretty easily, realizing pretty quickly the situation was, for all purposes. Rather fruitless.

things like

the desert as a lifeless wasteland where ‘life is crushed underneath the shifting sands and blazing sun’ blah blah blah. deserts are full of life and they are beautiful and people have lived and prospered in them for eons. please read a book

the desert as an ugly or barren terrain where everything is harsh and threatening

the desert as something scary

the inhabitants as backwards religious zealots

the men as overly violent and oppressive

the inhabitants in need of outside instruction/intervention, i.e. “civilizing the savage”

the “harem” and women as exotic, sensual, mysterious

writing tribalism with no knowledge of how tribes actually function

djinn (or for the westerners, genies)

Islam Lite (the aesthetics or spiritual practices appropriated and stripped of meaning)

sprinkling random arabic words for ✨flavor✨instead of expanding your worldbuilding to include language as well

clothing as oppressive or mysterious, instead of serving its actual purpose (protecting you from the elements, which should be obvious but i guess it isn’t. covering your skin keeps you cooler and safer in most deserts)

people who live in deserts as ignorant, superstitious, uneducated

that should disgust and enrage you.

if any other demographic of students had a 95% failure rate, we would be demanding reform and studies to understand why that’s happening

when i was at my first university, trying to get accommodations for my ADHD, they just kept asking me what accommodations i wanted, and refused to answer when i would ask what was available to me. how the Hell am i supposed to know what i can have? what’s available???? also, i don’t know!!!! i’m an adhd sufferer, not a fucking disability expert for the fucking college, unlike you, DISABILITY EXPERT WHO WORKS FOR THE COLLEGE.

but because the us is OBSESSED with making sure no one gets anything “”for free””, she literally would not tell me what my options were until i broke down in tears and asked her why she was refusing to help me. and then she did a big sigh, like i was fucking up her entire career by *checks notes* asking the disability center in my university to help me, a disabled student

at the second uni i went to, i tried to explain to a dean that i was literally two gen eds that had nothing to do with my degree away from graduating and that i was burnt out and broke and exhausted and suicidal and i just needed to be able to finish my degree without the gen eds. and this. fucking. guy. looked me right in my face and said in the most patronizing tone he could muster “if you can’t handle it, then maybe college just isn’t for you.” keep in mind that up until that semester, i had been an honor student who made Dean’s List every semester and didn’t get below Bs. if it hadn’t been for my mental breakdown, i would have graduated cum laude, maybe even summa cum laude.

The full database can be accessed here and the ADHD page is here. The full database can be filtered by disability, by limitation, by work-related function, by topic, and by accommodation. Many of these accommodations are applicable to academic settings as well as the workplace.

Here are the section headers for ADHD accommodations ideas to give an overview of what the page contains - this post would become Do You Love the Color of the Accommodation if I attempted to list them all here

Also just heard a podcast interview with a software developer who had good suggestions

That’s not even getting into the fact when I first tried college getting in touch with disability services was so out of the way frustrating. Not to mention that they basically didn’t interact with me at all while I was clearly doing awful.

I still get little “✨make sure you email us to schedule a meeting so we can help you!✨” in my email.

And they blame us for it.

“Why didn’t you reach out?”

“You need to say something!”

happy pride month from everyone's favorite transgender LESBIAN video game characters!!!

A little thing for mothers day!

Have wanted to do a fic with our fav bug mom for a minute and this was the perfect opportunity

Read it here!