we don’t get the perfect happy lives

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A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

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*drum roll* if you guessed that the final image would be an ice-type trex breathing fire at a normal-type trex with a glacial backdrop.......