Dinner was Delicious

These Peppermint Meringues look impressive but require basically zero maintenance. No more scoops. No more icing. And they finish cooking while you’re in bed. These pretty puffs of minty fluff practically take make themselves. With a whopping 6 ingredients (and a single bowl), you make dozens of perfectly sweet confections that taste like you languished all night.

Zucchini noodles (which we refuse to call “zoodles,” because we’re not fucking toddlers) will never be as heavenly as wheat noodles, but they are a solid compromise between carb coma and salad. We paired our zucchini noodles with Chimichurri, an Argentinean sauce similar to pesto that doesn’t fuck around. Chimichurri Zucchini Noodles with Shrimp, Sweet Corn, and Seared Tomatoes

As fellow neurotic, over-achieving, Midwestern perfectionists, there is no character on TV closer to our hearts than Leslie Knope. She’s the plucky, hyper-organized basket case we someday hope to be, and she is our dream dinner party guest. When scheming to come up with a recipe inspired by her there was only one answer: Waffles.

Fried green tomatoes: The perfect vehicle for your favorite hot sauce or devouring before they even make it to the table. 

Go fucking eat it.

You deserve so much better than putting your life on hold until you meet some arbitrary number on a scale. So, please. Go throw your scale out the window and eat a fucking cookie. Peanut Butter Blossoms

Spicy Cheddar Cornbread Biscuits Packed with cheese and spiked with jalapeños, they can work with a hearty bowl of chili as well as they do scrambled eggs and bacon. They’re the culinary equivalent of a black push-up bra. They make whatever you put on top look good but, frankly, you don’t need to add a damn thing to bring the room to their knees.

You’re a fucking adult. It’s time to stop eating mac and cheese from a box. We love nostalgia and respect its importance in all of our diets, just not when it tastes like crap and takes just as long to cook as the real thing. Grown-Up Macaroni and Cheese

Beet-za: Because you can’t survive the winter on that borscht alone. You’ll thank us in February.

Borscht isn’t something you want to eat every day. It’s a food that evolved out of famine; mismatched scraps stuck together trying to make the best of an unsavory situation. It is, at once, bland and intense. But it’s can be pretty satisfying when you’re cold and need a little color.

Our Friday plans? Mulled Wine and Master of None on Netflix. Yes. Fucking. Please.

Corn Soup with Scallion Oil. It is the Optimus Prime of corn. 

Coffee ice cubes for a Cold Jar. Who fucking needs water, anyway.

Egg in a Hole with Smoky Red Pepper Romesco and Garlicky Greens

Fall is here. Figured we probably should make a Plum Cake to celebrate.

Crispy Cabbage with Roasted Green Onion Dressing. This shit is goddamn tasty.