space is my aesthetic

i feel like god is playing a game with us called How Poorly Can Asagao Academy Age? and it can always get worse

Made @oddishpropaganda to reclaim the Oddish line from the absolute douchebag who shall not be named. Nuptup belongs to the wlw now. 1 follow = 1 Oddish rescued.

Voltron died doing what it loved: spitting in the face of everyone who made it popular in the first place

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

i just realized this constitutes constructing intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men

Sometimes you meet a person and without them ever mentioning it, or wearing any merch, you can just sense that they still watch South Park.

If you ever plan to be a parent, read this and accept it or else you WILL ruin your child.

I NEED THIS THANK YOU

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.