anyone dni (do now interact)

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

I mean you can't argue with the results

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

Show daddy that nice picture again

this is what a Bodhisattva is

🎶 Bunnings Warehouse 🎶 Where Spiritual Enlightenment is just the beginning™

never thought I'd see Bunnings Warehouse on this hellsite

happy first day of pride everyone

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

my beautiful sons tower and second tower

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

#you can argue about whether or not it’s a poem#but the scrapped presidential speech in the event of a failed moon landing#it haunts me in ways little writing ever has

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god