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working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

I js had a weird dream that the COI figured out how to clone simon like they did to Big Boss in Metal Gear so they just kept fucking sending more simons into the ocean

STOPPPDPSPPSODJAJSJAJSJAJAHAHAH

we need an extension like sponsorblock except its for blocking flashing parts of a video. i just clicked on a video and was hit with an intro that could legit kill an epileptic person and there's no warning in the title or description

they need to start putting argonians into good games so I don't have to play the elderscrolls series anymore

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

spoonful of peanut butter

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

Stop calling ships involving nonbinary characters "yuri" and "yaoi." I am no longer asking.

Stop calling ships involving nonbinary characters "yuri" and "yaoi." I am no longer asking.