Scelop 'Til Ya Drop

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

"You are freaking Al Ghuls'... plus... Jason"

if someone got me bugs for valentines i would marry them immediately no ring just down on one knee with the shiniest beetle from the box

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness