le temps de l'amour

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

I have GOT to stop spending $30

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here