Welp

two oiled cocks rubbing together send post

this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

certified iconic post

deeply unserious animal

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

I’m such a sucker for pre cum. Like what do you mean you got so turned on and excited that you start leaking sweet juice out your cock to start lubing it up