You can razzle dazzle my fantazmagazle

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

always hilarious the lengths mammal moms will go to to retrieve a nearly-grown child from a situation of their own making. get back here

I just want to be naked and not have a care in the world

you would think that after seeing a couple thousand dicks or so it would get boring

tell your bulge i said hi

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

They couldn’t have made the cells play animal crossing or something instead