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drumlincountry

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

flashficticio

Nopales//Durango

botanyshitposts

girls night

botanyshitposts

it has reached the stage in summer in iowa where the heat is unbearable (97 degrees F, 100 degrees with humidity where i am right now) but let me tell you the plants living along sidewalks and ditches, in undeveloped lots and comparatively wimpy gardens in the shade of hotels and houses, making up grass breaking through cracks in the concrete and neat landscaping around small man-made ponds, and growing pretty much indiscriminately wherever they physically can in the ground itself? full on thriving and also having sex

botanyshitposts

pineapple on pizza lovers: pineapple on pizza is good

pineapple on pizza haters: pineapple on pizza sucks

pachycereus weberi (40 ton cactus):

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May I present: a good girl (submitted by @everythingfittoremember)

okay something about cacti flowers always gets me like look at this. look at how much effort has been put into these ginormous flowers with the hopes of reproducing. they’re literally like a third her size each, and of course she needs to put up four, and knowing cacti they won’t last for long (will come up and wilt off within 24-48 hours)…i remember back when i worked at a community greenhouse in the summer and i always was overjoyed when the cacti bloomed, because sometimes they were suuuuper tiny (like an inch or two tall) and would still produce these fucking MASSIVE flowers, EASILY twice as large as the entire plant. just comically enormous in comparison. not to mention that its a cactus, so you never get to really ‘see’ them change on our timescale until they decide to announce to the world that they would like sex right now immediately in the most flamboyant and conspicuous way possible before abruptly going back to the way they were before like 48 hours later. they never fail to suprise me.

growingsucculents

I expected only 10 seeds would germinate but i ended up with 39 little baby cacti

takingoffmyshoes

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

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today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

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fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

mildmayfoxe

lookcaitlin

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she's aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gosh I enjoy this website

glutton-for-funishment

then wtf is a daffodil......................

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

buddy

hellallamerican

thinking about getting really into apple cultivars

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Plant of the Day

Tuesday 16 June 2026

The mauve buds of Rhododendron 'Sappho' open to these white flowers with a conspicuous dark purple blotch. This cultivar needs a moist but well-drained, leafy, humus-rich acid soil in partial shade with shelter. It is an evergreen shrub that can reach up to 3m tall and is an amazing sight when it flowers.

Jill Raggett

#happy pride

softwaring

the drama of it all

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