felakia vicky

im explosion lover so its very pretty

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

i dont WANT to be at work i WANT to be high in my basement having sex with my friends. is this really too much to ask

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

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Idgaf what my dad thinks cuz he is a flop and i am a slay

pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”