graceless heart

back to our regularly scheduled mourning and weeping in this valley of tears

Official joy and whimsy post

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

I love making people feel human and accepted. I’m not flirting with you.

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

my one friend always told me that those who are worth connecting with will extend grace to you in the times where you didn’t speak or act perfectly so don’t be too afraid of being weird or having a social hiccup