sexy but skimmable.

i love benny drinking dean’s blood in purgatory but one of the funniest parts of it is imagining cas just sitting there absolutely seething with jealousy like smoke full on blowing out of his ears thinking ‘why don’t *I* need to drink blood UGH this is SO unfair maybe i could tell dean angels need to drink blood when they’re in purgatory would that be believable oh my god now he’s grabbing his hair i am going to KILL YOU benny i am going to murder you i hate you i hate you i hate you die die die’ meanwhile dean is just laying there like a big human juicebox desperately trying to hide his boner

Just FYI, I asked Ty Olsen recently if he thought Benny was jealous of Cas. He replied, “No. But Cas was PLENTY jealous of Benny.”

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

baby bird that wants to eat Ben and Jerry's but needs it regurgitated: all right cough up the dough

Dean asks Cas if he would still love him if he was a worm and Cas very affectionately says "you're basically a worm to me already" and then doesn't understand why Dean's upset because Cas would love any version of Dean, any shape or size or iteration because it's Dean and Dean is like "don't mind me, worm coming through"