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Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Magnus:
Magnus: Bing, how do I-
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Magnus: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Magnus:
Magnus: Bing, how do I-

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Alec: What stupid thing did you do?
Jace: Like today?
Alec: Honestly, the fact i have to specify
Everyone loves vampires but no one loves the mosquito
Vampires dont do the EEEEEEEE next to your ear
My hobbies include:
Purposely putting cat food on my cat’s head when he shoves his face in his food bowl
That's how you feed their brain
Recently I listened to Dynamite from Taio cruz and remembered that back when that song came out I saw that music video. But I was like 12 and never really paid attention to how you write his name. So this song comes on the radio and I’m really excited and want to show off my ‘music knowledge’ to my parents. So what I said was “Did you know Ted Cruz sang this song?” and my parents turn around holding back their laugh and ask me if I’m sure it’s the right guy. I of course had no clue who Ted Cruz is so I replied with “yeah you know that black man on the motorcycle”

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“People kept telling me to stop eating my feelings, but they didn’t understand, my feelings were eating me and quite frankly I’m competitive.”
— pds
You sound like a pineapple
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
you’ll have to pry pan!simon from my cold dead hands
When you are not from the show’s country and log on tumblr while the episode is airing
All the time
Explaing ships to my brother:
Me: When you want two people to be in a romantic relationship, you ship them.
My brother: Ship them where?

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D I S R E S P E C T Y O U R S U R R O U N D I N G S
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If you were having a bad day...
Jace: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Isabelle: Punch him in the stomach, and when he's doubled over, kiss him.
Clary: Tackle him!
Alec: Kick him in the shins!
Sebastian: NO TO ALL OF THESE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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# is this not what happened? [insp.]
yES
Jace: *Kisses Sebastian's forehead*
Sebastian: What is that?
Jace: Affection.
Sebastian: Disgusting.
Sebastian:
Sebastian: Do it again.