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Magnus: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Magnus:

Magnus: Bing, how do I-

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Alec: What stupid thing did you do?

Jace: Like today?

Alec: Honestly, the fact i have to specify

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Everyone loves vampires but no one loves the mosquito

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Vampires dont do the EEEEEEEE next to your ear

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My hobbies include:

Purposely putting cat food on my cat’s head when he shoves his face in his food bowl

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That's how you feed their brain

Recently I listened to Dynamite from Taio cruz and remembered that back when that song came out I saw that music video. But I was like 12 and never really paid attention to how you write his name. So this song comes on the radio and I’m really excited and want to show off my ‘music knowledge’ to my parents. So what I said was “Did you know Ted Cruz sang this song?” and my parents turn around holding back their laugh and ask me if I’m sure it’s the right guy. I of course had no clue who Ted Cruz is so I replied with “yeah you know that black man on the motorcycle”

#the zodiac killer uses dynamite #ted cruz #taio cruz #zodiac killer #dynamite #textpost

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“People kept telling me to stop eating my feelings, but they didn’t understand, my feelings were eating me and quite frankly I’m competitive.”

— pds

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You sound like a pineapple

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

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reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

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I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

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Who first posted this?

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you’ll have to pry pan!simon from my cold dead hands

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When you are not from the show’s country and log on tumblr while the episode is airing

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All the time

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Explaing ships to my brother:

Me: When you want two people to be in a romantic relationship, you ship them.

My brother: Ship them where?

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D I S R E S P E C T Y O U R S U R R O U N D I N G S

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If you were having a bad day...

#now it's even worse #shadowhunters #shadowhunters edit #jace herondale #shadowhunters season 2 #shadowhunters season 3 #jace herondale death #sebastian verlac #jonathan morgenstern #clary fairchild #sebjace #jace herondale edit #simon lewis #alec lightwood #izzy lightwood #magnus bane #clace #malec

Jace: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Isabelle: Punch him in the stomach, and when he's doubled over, kiss him.

Clary: Tackle him!

Alec: Kick him in the shins!

Sebastian: NO TO ALL OF THESE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

#FUCKING OTP

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