back up blog

How is she wearing high heels? Hooves don't have heels!

Strange

No one ever knows what to say to that

So she grew cow hooves or a mix between horse and cow, and trained them to grow into that shape? That's like training your toenails into ballet pointe shoes.

Oh I’m sure she got them done somewhere

At least she's wearing horse panties on the horse half?? And from the human doctor's expression, it looks like he's at least one of the baby daddies.

@misstextures i must show you this as an act of revenge

i still haven't recovered after the monsters inc

TF YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A 10K NOTE POST RB'D BY @hellsite-hall-of-fame?????

Did they say motherfucking centaur parthenogenesis

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

To all the people saying “fetish shit”, yall ought to see how much menstrual smut there is on AO3. The only functional difference would be the lack of mess and a change in how we fap.

… not the account I thought I was using but. I stand by this.

untrue, the situations are completely different; I have no intention of abandoning this account

braver than a dogs home

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

why on god's green earth would you show this to your mother

we're white

the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time

There are dozens of these and they’re all this bad

Need to get back on my post ideas grindhustle like youtube shorts chuds. I actually used to write them on lined paper in pencil

Give us a sample

Today I learned about sheath beans, which are large chunks of hardened smegma that can get stuck in a horse's dick and needs to be manually removed to open the urethra. I would include a video but I apparently cannot put videos under readmores. But that's a fact about horses I did not know and I encourage you to look up videos of their removals if you are interested. Shit's crazy it was the size of a fucking walnut I damn near hurled

one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me