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Frog and Toad Have a New Friend.
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Frog and Toad Have a New Friend.

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Sure is crazy how literally every time I try to initiate sexy time by wearing something pretty or open panties or lingerie, I will always be rejected. Every time.
My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
My Lord what happened to my boat
“Maybe in another life” but I wanted it to be this one
Me talking to the founding fathers: While your system was fundamentally rooted in democracy, it failed to account for the rapid change in society’s growth and vast diversity that would come from it. It also has no concrete definition for how serious to take it, making it easy for the greedy to take advantage of.
George washington eating his third fruit gummy snack: The idea was to hand the government into the hands of the people. Although, I doubt with such a large union of people that it’d ever be possible to reach one ideal we can all agree on. However, if a man was corrupted in power, it is the duty of the american people to remove him for the health of the nation.
Thomas Jefferson who’s 80 pages into the yaoi novel i forgot to take out of my bag: These twinks… where can i purchase one?
that curse doesn’t work on me. Nice try tho. Yaoi jefferson will never have the same reach as miku binder jefferson and you have to accept this

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[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]
Today my parents are visiting from out of town. I've been conflicted about them coming because we disagree on almost everything. But they're getting on in years and I'm haunted by the worry that one of them will pass and I will have missed out on the last few opportunities I have to see them in this life.
I guess I had an inkling that they don't like me as much as their other kids (don't get me started on the way they've been bragging about every little thing my middle brother has ever done, especially lately). But I sort of was trying to gaslight myself that they really do love me. My brothers have kids and need our parents more so they visit might brother in CA every few months and see my brother who lives them almost daily. They haven't visited me in 2 or 3 years.
Then tonight my dad made this comment about not teaching me stick shift because I wouldn't take direction on learning to drive. But I have no memory of him ever even trying to teach me stick shift. We didn't even have a manual car when I was learning to drive. I have literally never sat in the driver's seat of a manual car. He taught me everything else about driving and there might have been a few fights and fraught moments but I did clearly learn to drive. What the hell was that comment about?
Am I overreacting to feel hurt by this? Like he remembers me as some kind of defiant, terrible child?
Look, I'm pretty sure we're both autistic, dad. Sorry to have fallen too close to the tree on that. Sorry I sucked as a moody teen.
I finally figured out why I'm always so fucking irritated and stressed when my in-laws are here. As the only neurodivergent, I feel like I'm constantly being gaslit.
"OH no you need to call the gas company right away! This is dangerous" "why are you packing up the cats and taking them out of the house? Do you really need to take the cats? Don't freak out!"
YOU said to call the gas company and I did. The gas company said get everyone out of the house and to me, everyone includes my cats. I'm not freaking out, I'm following instructions.
"We're leaving to hike in 20 minutes!" "Calm down why are you rushing around and stressed?"
YOU said we were leaving in 20 minutes and I hadn't even had breakfast yet. It took rushing around and I spilled coffee everywhere so of course I'm stressed. You said 20 minutes and everyone else had a leisurely breakfast while I had to bolt down a sandwich.
Say what you fucking mean and stop acting like I'M weird for taking you at your word.
Eugenics dog whistles are terrible and I won't be shopping at American Eagle again, but I especially hate the Sydney Sweeney ad because she looks so much like the girl my spouse cheated on me with.

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Sometimes I dream that I wake up at 15 and remember just enough of my life now to make changes. For days afterward it's almost all I can think about.
This morning I woke up remembering what it was like to be in university and dreaming that I had realized how good I was at Biology and chosen a science path. That I had realized what a heavenly creature I was and valued myself enough to see that the boys who wanted me did not deserve me. That the crumbs and games they offered were not even a fraction of how I wanted to be treated. That I was enough in myself and did not need relationships.
I also wish I could whisper in her ear that there is nothing wrong with her. That she is not lazy and does not lack willpower but simply has ADHD.
Part of me knows this will not happen, that there is no way to reach back to her, but it will be days before I really left the what ifs go... until I dream again.
I'm starting to really dislike reading romance and smut because the whole time I just keep thinking how no one wants me like that anymore.
Listening to *In the Likely Event* and as a military spouse the way Nate behaves is so fucking on point. Dude, just LISTEN to her words instead of racing ahead. Stop cutting her off. Stop throwing what you THINK she's saying in her face. Stop talking in code.
Spoilers below
Star Trek (2009) looked like this
needs more lens flare
Oh, sorry, excuse me
Star Trek (2009) looked like this
Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE
Once again I point out
The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.
Why did I think this was going to be a post about #milennials who grew up with #LisaFrank and retain their whimsy in spite of the horrors?