somewhere in Transylvania

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

Daily reminder that we do not actually live in a dystopian movie put the apocalypse down and back away slowly. You know when your cleaning a room and you pull everything out of it's draws to sort through it and you're like "what the fuck have I done I'm never going to be able to tidy all of this" I think that's the stage we're at in the world. Thanks to social media we've pulled out all the messed up shit from the cupboards of the world, it was always there but now we can see it and we're going to have to sort it all out we made this mess and we can fix it. Falling to the floor sobbing will not clean a crusty room. A group of people working systematically (preferably with music in the background) will.

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

there’s a unique feeling that can only be accessed by listening to the first wtnv episode again after a period of time long enough that you can’t recite it verbatim but not so long that it doesn’t all come flooding back in an achingly familiar rush as soon as cecil starts speaking. i don’t know how to express it but it sort of feels like coming home after a long day.

shoplifting in gotham city so Robert Pattinson in eyeliner hunts me down

the Economist out here trying to fix the Schism of 1054

‪starting to think one direction: this is us (2013) might not win best picture at the oscars ‬

This post gets funnier every year

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.