Good-for-nothing

having been on tumblr for 10 solid years without ever leaving and now watching all these people come crawling back in after scorning it all this time makes me feel like a haughty king on a throne but also the court jester but also the castle itself but also the alligators in the moat because alligators are really cool

Can we see the alligators tho? I love those guys

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

reblog if its friday and you made it