POG

atsumu (a new uncle) who doesn't like osamu's (a new dad) baby's vibes. stares at the baby mistrustfully whenever they're in the same room. remarks the infant's "kinda fugly" the first time they meet. but when osamu gets called into the shop for an emergency, even though he's on paternity leave, and has to leave you and baby alone for the first time—and baby WON'T STOP WAILING—atsumu picks the screaming infant up and the tears immediately stop. and the older miya just looks at you with big, sparkling eyes, and you know that your baby's won their uncle over for life.

kicking suna out when you're hormonal and mad at him so osamu comes over cooks you a meal and then you fall asleep curled on the couch watching a movie like a content housecat. suna texts osamu later 'is it safe to come back yet' and osamu replies 'i fed her and she just went down for a nap' like he's your babysitter for when you turn Evil

miya divide is that when atsumu threatens to steal you from suna, suna's like 'lmfao good luck'. when osamu threatens to steal you, suna's like 'don't even joke about that please'

miya divide is that when atsumu threatens to steal you from suna, suna's like 'lmfao good luck'. when osamu threatens to steal you, suna's like 'don't even joke about that please'

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

he did fucking say that but they don’t know him like i do