Diabolus Invictus

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

so my boyfriend doesn't know a lot about lord of the rings and was asking why it was so hard to destroy the ring and I said it corrupted the ringbearers and made them evil and even proximity to the ring can turn you evil as it did briefly with boromir and after some careful thought he decided that the nine members of the fellowship should each have a super long string attached to the ring and they could drag it behind them from really far so it won't affect them and make Legolas always watch it with his elf eyes to make sure it's okay back there and like ... that might work??? Did he solve it??? I'm so mad.

im 12 years old sitting on my bed reading it’s midnight it’s summer my window is open the crickets are very loud but very soothing my room smells dusty and warm and no one else exists. im 12 years old. the feeling never goes away.

Catholic guilt can be really sexy if you just try enough

Interesting; I didn't know this was a thing.

animal control to major tom

animal control to major tom

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

Mild concern for this to turn out to be true

early-seasons supernatural wanted so bad to be a horror show but refused to engage with the inherent horror of being trapped with an angry man. your father drives you back and forth across the country. your home in the shape of a car shrinks to tiny proportions; you’re never alone. it’s been months since you lived anywhere for longer than a couple weeks; you realize no one would know if you died. your father stands at the foot of the motel bed and watches your brother and you field stripping guns. he clicks the stopwatch and tells you there are things out there in the dark that want to hurt you, that will kill you if you’re not careful. more than once, you wonder if he’s one of those things. your father starts the car again and you realize that it’s just this, forever. you will never get out. you will never be anything different than what you are now. you toss your duffel bag into the trunk and get in the passenger seat. the angry man drives on.