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grimeclown

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

grimeclown

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

biteybeast

put fish sauce in it!! chopped garlic!! sriracha! vegetable tempura! pork belly! sprouts!

lets-tmnt-topside

// I love cooking comics best. And this one has ingredients so cheap I made a point to save it to my harddrive. It was originally drawn by Lucie Bryon here on Tumblr.

shiisiln

If you're extremely low spoons like me, you can used canned or frozen veggies, and some supermarkets sell pre-cooked chicken

Throw it all in the pot and fry it with butter to make it taste better, then throw in your water and noodles until it looks good

not-so-secret-nerd

If you don't have the energy but have a spice rack, powdered garlic, onion, ginger. Measure with your heart. Add one egg yoke. Dash of regular soy sauce. Siracha, again measure with your heart. Don't have that? Chili flakes or anything with a mild spice. Mix. Set aside. Heat water. Bring to a boil. Add ramen packet + ramen noodles. Cook till soft. Add one ladle of your broth to your yoke + spice mix. Mix that. Add noodles + additional broth. Add extra dash of soy sauce. Eat and be content.

gothiccharmschool

Speaking as someone who is frequently busy AND low-energy, let me tell you some of my ramen hacks!

Prepackaged broth.

Canned chicken or any leftover meat you may have. Add it in the last few minutes of cooking.

I endorse the frozen veggies! Also add those in the last few minutes of cooking.

Add some miso paste and a pat of butter. mmmm, richer broth.

Finally, because I have a lot of days where I have no energy AND barely time for lunch: THE MICROWAVE. Put your broth and noodles in a bowl, microwave it for 2 minutes. Pull apart the noodles (which will still be firm but not a brick) to make a little nest to crack an egg into. Add any other protein and your frozen veggies, then microwave it for another 2 minutes. THE BOWL WILL BE VERY HOT WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE, BE CAREFUL. But look at that! Fast, delicious, nutritious ramen!

when-it-rains-it-snows

Standard ramen bricks do not have to be boiled. You can prepare them exactly like cup ramen: Brick in bowl, powder on brick, pour two cups boiling water over it. Cover bowl with a plate. Give it about four minutes. Perfect soft noodles. Never gets that horrid ramen slimy situation going even if you ADHD away from your wip food, the noodles are still soft and lovely, just uhh cold.

If you have access to an Asian grocery store, try pickled mustard green. It's like $2 and, being pickled, lasts forever in the fridge. Especially wonderful on jjajang (black soybean) ramen.

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

I can't believe i saw a post listing ramen ingredients without this

#food

loveisinthebat

Watchful

dhoulmaug

Powdered Chinese doughnut

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loveisinthebat

Exotic!

dhoulmaug

That's a weird lookin dog

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Gilded Eeveelution Drawings made by Virize

#pokemon #nintendo #drawing #illustration #art #gaming #video games #eevee #eeveelutions

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elvencantation

ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

elvencantation

can you reblog this post?

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Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

transhuman-priestess

Getting a new computer soon. Where’s that windows debloat guide people post every so often

sautethehorrors

A simple, easy to use PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps from Windows, disable telemetry, remove Bing from Windows search as wel

https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat

This one?

transhuman-priestess

YES THANK YOU

swordscomic

Read the adventures of Quest Sprout (and friends): https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/swords-the-webcomic/list?title_no=198852

#Qwest!#swordscomic #webcomic #comic

cuteautumn

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

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ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

wizardchicken

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

relelvance

Reblog with your score

official-megumin

HOW?

dhoulmaug

Lmao

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damnwyverngems

It turns out that, sadly, the baby Pukei-Pukei is not a baby Pukei-Pukei after all. "I must sadly report that everyone's favorite baby Pukei-Pukei was actually an unrelated bird after closer inspection," reads RPG Site's recent preview for Monster Hunter Wilds, as part of Summer Game Fest 2024. That firmly puts the nail in the coffin of that fervent speculation. - Games Radar

#monsterhunterwilds #monster hunter wilds #monster hunter #monhun #monsterhunter #MHWilds #mhwilds #pukei pukei

sapphic-haymaker

sustainable.

weirdmageddon

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innovation under capitalism

sapphic-haymaker

Thank you everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

this is the funniest possible post for this feature to bug out and proc on.

vixensdungeon

Back in the 90s when the Dungeon Master's Guide would talk about changing race/class restrictions, it gave DMs a warning: be judicious about allowing new combinations and always do so as singular exceptions first, because if you allow gnome paladins, suddenly everyone will play nothing but gnome paladins.

I think they might have overestimated the allure of the gnome paladin a tad.

vixensdungeon

Here's the exact quote I'm talking about:

"Allow nonstandard race/class combinations only on a case-by-case basis. If you institute a general rule—”Gnomes can now be paladins”—you will suddenly find yourself with six player character gnome paladins."

I just think it's kinda funny. What inspired it? Was gnome paladin considered an S-tier combination in the optimization meta? Were gnomes a really popular character option back then? Were paladins?

The general message is to just consider the effects it'll have on your game, there's never been anything stopping you from allowing whatever combination you want, the original game even had advice on allowing monster characters.

The example they give just makes me chuckle.

dhoulmaug

Imagine the horror, an all class party 😱

So anyway, one year I did an April Fool's one shot and had 4 druids show up. Two were in on it, another was persuaded, and the fourth was blind.

Every table should experience the sheer funny from an all class game at least once.

#dnd #tabletop games #dungeons and dragons

viviaubm

The doctors hit me with stun batons every time you boop me

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dhoulmaug

You gotta parry em :)

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#boop

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#boop

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gotta get those boop numbers up!!!

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