Dezzy Ray

I wanna take a quick 25 year nap. Ya know just a lil snooze to perk me up

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

omg bless this post

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

hi what the Fuck

Is this considered a spoiler if I made it months before Endgame?

Reblog to actually save a life

@ my depression can you fuck off PLEASE

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

This spoke to my soul wth

I feel attacked.

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

i thought this was about years. but yes

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,

Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch

The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now.

You are their water deity now