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TIP: you can unlock more information about your parents' backstories based on the extremely specific scenarios they are concerned you'll end up in

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

they crave it.

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

Forth base is dying in front of you

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

The Dungeons & Dragons paladin is objectively the funniest class because at first glance it seems like an artefact of an earlier age of the fantasy genre for which contemporary inspirations are thin on the ground, but then you dig into its thematic core and realise there are contemporary popular media characters who almost perfectly fit the mould, but like 80% of them are deeply unwell teenage lesbians.

Like, oh, you're running Oath of Devotion? So is this like an Adora Princessesofpower thing, or are you shooting more for Gideon Nav?

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance