all the points where contact fails us

HE GOT BICURIOUS IN THE TIMELOOP !!!

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

matthew mcconaughey needs to be cast as a haggard, ambiently-suicidal knight errant of some kind. fuck yes i spelled his name right on the first try

The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

Tried it. Made everything extremely worse actually

Thats because you didn’t try hard enough or maybe there’s something inherently wrong with you and everybody knows it

embarassingly I think im just now understanding the cult appreciation for spent gladiator 2. show up in shining colours and then stand there and get hit. just stay alive. stay forever alive. fuck yeah brother i'll drink to that

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother