alive, and drunk on sunlight

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

if you work really hard in life, sometimes you can make up a guy and then get really sad about him

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

i’m surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

Im not analyzing anyone anymore . I accept your behavior on a surface level and move on !!

I just think we should all agree to bring back non-ritual hand-kissing as a routine, commonplace gesture for reasons of my own which there's no need to examine right now

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

you can't immediately abandon advocacy for disabled people as soon as you get to a situation where you think they're being embarrassing otherwise you have the moral backbone of a worm

seeing discourse about “foreign films” is really funny when you’re not american

i saw a foreign film the other day. have you heard of Jurassic Park