alive, and drunk on sunlight

repeatedly pressing the like button, causing a deep purple bruise to spread across the post

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

No, no, I said forcemask. Good girls wear their N95s when they leave the house.

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

WTF (where's the feta?)

LMFAO (love my feta and olives)