alive, and drunk on sunlight

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

suicidality is the best trait you can give to a character

second best is an unbreakable will to live in spite of it all. and bonus points if both apply to the same character at different points in time

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[encountering a new mlm ship] right. and which one would die in childbirth and which one would be the alcoholic widower who inflicts lifelong trauma on their child due to their rageful and all-encompassing grief?

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie