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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

Happy Halloween!

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Oh cool! A bath bomb! I sure hope it doesn't explo-

#for the mentally ill #source: my brain #chaos thoughts instead of chaos emeralds

Accidentally said "merry holi-mas" to someone today so if you'll excuse me I'm off to drown myself

thelxipea

Santa reading my Santa letter to him, wondering why the hell i want 2 Aussies 1 British Bottom 1 short babygurl 1 sassy drama queen 1 almost-turned Priest 1 musical alien and the pudding-obsessed soulmate of the British Bottom

#and a partridge in a pear tree

bi-eru

Loved the game, hated the cut day. Flying rat is my favorite.

shadowtheaverageliveform

The reason I hate Blonde Blazer so much

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My partner and I were reminiscing about the early days of the internet and he mentioned how all of his usernames had 89 in them because that's when he was born, and everyone did that. "I didnt." I said.

" oh so creative!" He said.

"Im one year older then you."

"Why does that- oh yeah no thats probably for the best."

nealashitposts

You know what? Its time to delete tumblr actually.

shadowtheaverageliveform

Can't believe you're dating a former child, disgusting (joking)

the-muppet-joker

Kermits smoking one of my cigarettes and I think of I ask nicely he will put it out directly on my h ole

shadowtheaverageliveform

How did you get on my feed

the-muppet-joker

When I went outside for my company-mandated smoke, Batman was waiting for me. I was expecting some kind of confrontation after being attacked by her earlier this week, so I had brought a BatGun to work just in case. "Don't you take another bat-step closer," I growled. My hands were shaking around the gun. She took a bat-step closer anyways. I didn't shoot.

"Are you happy?"

Her question caught me off guard.

"What?"

"Are you happy. With him. Does he fulfill you? More than just sexually, I mean."

I stared at her.

She shook her head. "He's not who you think he is."

And then she was gone.

When I went back inside, Kermit asked me why I looked so shaken. I told him it was nothing. I went back to work.

shadowtheaverageliveform

Wish I'd read the username before I read the post

Who needs sleep anyways

jjoongdeongi

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#xlov #wumuti #rui #hyun #haru

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hedgiihog

i hate living in seasoning city

hedgiihog

btw this was based on all of these. is there a name for this type of image bc they’re my favorite thing

shadowtheaverageliveform

This is the kind of shit that really underground and really talented bands have as their album covers

Ah, a refreshing 1 and a half hours of sleep. Back to the task I was doing before because why the hell would I go back to sleep?

Do i want to take care of myself and have a good sleep schedule or do I want to cut my hair at 4 am and then replay Tell Me Why?

Hmmm....

#for the mentally ill

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@bluegiragi

shadowtheaverageliveform

Why did I immediately imagine them singing "I need a hero"

spiffyspidr

They're doing the same poses that Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2 did while she was singing it, so that's probably why

shadowtheaverageliveform

I've never seen Shrek 2, so that is not why lol

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@bluegiragi

shadowtheaverageliveform

Why did I immediately imagine them singing "I need a hero"

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gaykey

i can't keep crying over posts like this i just can't

poetry-protest-pornography

XLOV on their concept (and gender in general)

I love them all so, so very much

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