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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes
âWhy hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical⌠FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE ITâS LEG DAY AND WEâRE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.â
Because theyâre always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, theyâre easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.
Ace*Sees that Epel is holding coffee* Is that coffee? I can't believe I'm saying this, but, drink up...
Yuu drinks coffee
Deuce: We may want to stand back...*Putting a confused Kalim and Jamil behind him*
Yuu*finishes drinking, sniffing, smacking lips, then the bells ring, then the horns toot, then flipping around*Caffeine!? Yeah, baby!!! Whoaaaaa!*Is shacking and jumping on the floor*
Ace: Got get 'em, gremlin!*Points to at Vil*
Yuu*the cup spins to Ace, then bounces from tree to tree, running away* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!?!?
Ace & Deuce*Finally realized what they unleashed* What...have we done...
Kalim & Jamil:...
The Groups hear the screams from the path of chaos you leave in your way
OB Vil: OH SEVENS- WHO GAVE THEM COFFEE!?!-ACK!?*Falls to the ground as You Tackle hug him and start over complimenting his look but lose focus and run around him...only to then start bitting and attack rook*NO CUTE POTATO WE DONT ATTACK-SOMEBODY GET WATER!?
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Vet!Yuu: They talk alot about the laws of nature. About how women must submit to be protected. But that's not how the majority of species work. It usually falls on the females to raise the young.
Leona: Pretty stupid that they don't though.
Vet!Yuu: (glares)
Leona:I meant the part that males and female don't care for young together.
Vet!Yuu: Those men think they are the top dog but they never consider that when it comes to lions and cow alike they don't need a herd of alpha males. They only need one. That male will likely never be these assholes who can do nothing but demand respect they can't give. And the loud bulls get sent to slaughter. Why would women care to listen to dead meat?
Leona: Is this your way of saying you're mad I asked you bring me a sandwich.
Vet!Yuu: I'm saying that it would take a lot of respect for me to listen to any man.
I'm like super hyper fixated on Genshin Impact rn and Encanto still and my brain keeps making a crossover (Mirabel is main character cause she's my fav) and it won't stoppppppp
Anemo/Claymore user Mirabel who has the nickname The Butterfly/Butterfly of the Winds/Mariposa of Anemo and is apart of the adventures guild.
YES to all of this. That's also why she's nicknamed the Butterfly of the Winds (Mariposa is a nickname her friends and teammates use because she told them the meaning of the name) she creates tiny anemo butterfly's when she's in the air or when swinging her Claymore. And add the fact the outfit I doodled for her makes it look like she has butterfly wings when she goes flying also. (If anyone is interested in see it I can post it :0)
Yesyesyesyesyes! (How dare you hide these pieces of gold in the tags btw)
Did she learn how to use a claymore mostly for spite (and because the big weapon reminded her of Luisa and her strength yes) after realizing some of the more âelegantâ (aka weapons that remind her of Isabella like say catalyst) weapons felt... Meh to her. Yes. 100%. The moment she picked up big sword and swung it, it felt right. (sheâs pretty decent with a bow and a normal sword but terrible with a catalyst and polearm)
Is her name spoken with awe, respect, and tiny bit of fear by her friends and teammates? Yep! So its really funny when sheâs spotted by those who only know the stories/strangers (Mostly Treasure hunters, sometimes Fatui) and think there is no way this tiny girl is that girl could be the rumored Butterfly of the Winds....They take back what they think as theyâre being hit by Mirabelâs ult though.
 As for Childe, he instantly knew not to underestimate her. Despite his underlings comments about her looking tiny and unassuming he took one look at her and told them to âShut up.â and âShe defiantly has more skill than them combinedâ (he wasnât counting himself though). Her being able to knock him out with the flat side of her blade in the middle of their duel merely proved his point of not underestimating someone based on first looks alone. Childe likes seeking her out for a duel every so often afterwords though, seeâs her as not only a friend who takes his battle-lust in stride but also as a maybe sibling too.   Â
Childe: *points at Mirabel* a new sibling yup that one.
Mirabel who didn't notice he was there due to the butterflies gossiping to her: huh?
Now i wanna know how a reunion would go if the town decided to travel outside of the village and explore teyvat (either through a big iseki or the lands were already connected idk) but it would be funny for them to hear rumors about the butterfly of the wind then seeing her destroy one of the abyssal mages cuz they were talking shit
I like to think the reason why Childe likes Mirabel to the point of seeing her as sibling is more than her being able to keep up with him in a fight even when he uses his Electro Delusion (they havenât fought in his Foul Legacy Transformation though, he likes Mirabel too much to and knows she is nowhere near able to fight that... yet, is the reason why Childe spars/duels with her is to try to train her to fight him in that form basically, he can see the hidden raw strength/power in her and wants to bring it out to its fullest) She reminds him of his siblings a lot and understands her dedication towards family.
That even though she felt like such an outsider to her own family, she always and will forever love them. Childe (Ajax) understands that feeling very well. (Though small side note, should he ever meet the Madrigalâs, especially Alma, he would like to have a tiny... talk with them, after all he needs to remind them that nothing is more important than family...)
WARNING: I rambled a lot below.
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Isekai, this is basically set as an isekai btw. And she had been in Teyvat for a few good years before she is reunited with her family too! (She's still on the short size in height though)
So when I first came up with the idea its Mirabel falling into the world of Teyvat. Do I have two different ways her old family see her again, yes. One is where the Encanto is attacked and with its final last bit of flame and wick the candle (after Mirabel disappeared it started melting and fading away, their powers were fading too) transports them to the world she is in, using the tiny bit of love she still has for them as a guide to that world.
The candleâs power wasnât enough to send them to her fully so it spits them out near Mondstadt, which is good cause Mirabel actually does live in Mond, sheâs just away in Sumeru at the moment at Port Ormos buying some rare bolts of fabric she heard was coming in and is inspecting its quality in person. Mirabel inherited a clothing shop in Mond (her old employer had no kids of their own and left the store to her once they retired), she does customs clothes, uniforms for the knights, celebrations, and for the church, repairs as well and has made a good name for herself. She did use to be a full time adventurer for the Adventurers Guild before that and had traveled around Teyvat in hopes of finding a way home (While also studying the unique clothing of each region she visits at the same time, funnily enough its how she meet Childe btw, she noticed his clothing and went to ask him about it when they were in Inazuma (this was before the Sakoku Decree happened) but over time and countless dead ends Mirabel starts slowly accepting that she might not ever find a way back and it gets even harder with the new life she makes for herself to justify leaving it. Basically its a bittersweet acceptance.
Anyways they end up near Mondstadt, get attacked by monsters, and get saved by [insert any Mond character here, any is good but I like switching between Diluc or Kaeya due to them being my favs and the least likely to spill certain info], they take note of the Madrigalâs last name (Mirabel is a rather well-liked person in Mond due to her personality alone) but donât ask if theyâre related to her (maybe they know full detail of how she was treated, idk). They get taken to Jean and explain what happened and are given another chance at a new life and learn how Teyvat/Money/The Seven/Elements/Visions/Monsters/Abyss/etc etc work. They also know of a nice clothing shop in town thatâs on break right now since the owner is away at the moment and only know her nicknames/titles. Point is, the Madrigalâs donât know Mirabel has been living in Teyvat/Mond just yet, not until she comes back from Sumeru.
The Madrigalâs have been set up in small and empty place in Springvale someone is allowing them to rent out since there wouldnât be a place in Mond for all of them to live together, they are all starting to find any kind of jobs as well and trying to make a new life. They reunite with Mirabel when Antonio, who had been playing with some Springvale kids near the woods is attacked by a few Abyss mages and Mirabel who was on her way back home to the city hears their screams. She makes quick work of them and (depending on when she fell into Teyvat, either before Antonio was born or after his birthday/gift came in. So either he recognizes her or not, either one works) she takes the kids back to Springvale. When she drops Antonio off is when she meets her family again.
OR
Sheâs was contacted by the Adventurerâs Guild, despite not being a full member anymore (she does do odd jobs every so often if they need a hand and she has free time), to help investigate a new domain that popped up. She takes with her a small team of her friends [Any of anyone choosing, some could be from Mond or maybe some friends are visiting her when she asks if they wanna join] and Mirabel can't help but notice the domain is close by where she was found when she fell into Teyvat before going inside.
Inside, she and her team take note of the Abyss Order members in the rooms and quickly realize this domain needs to shut down quickly when they overhear some plans to use it location to harm Mondstadt by opening a huge Abyss tear/portal and to spill out huge abyssal monsters (like some we've been seeing in Sumeru, the Chasm/ etc etc)
They do their best to clear our the domain and to take out the portal spell/device that will open the tear but an Abyss Mage manages to summon forth an Abyss Lector (or Herald, or even a Iniquitous Baptist) point is, they summon a higher up Abyss Order member that does give them some trouble.
Thats when things get out a little out of hand, in the middle of the fight Mirabel and her teammates get separated and with so much elemental magic in the air it upset the portal spell/device causing it to activate before it was actually ready and open up a pulling tear/portal. It pulls them all in, even the Abyss member.
When Mirabel wakes up, she feels the weather different than Mond, it reminds her of Sumeru's a bit and even the forest/jungle she woke up in reminds her the Land of Knowledge a tiny bit from her travels. She doesn't get to think to much about it though cause she can hear screaming from people about a monster. She's sprinting, using Ameno to hasten herself at that, and finds a strangely familiar looking village but again doesn't dwell on it when she spots the Abyss member terrorizing the place.
Without much thought she quickly leaps into its oncoming attack it was sending towards a child that fallen when trying to escape the Abyss member, and uses her claymore to block most of the attack by grounding it and herself in front of the child (her arms took some hits from the attack but used her Anemo to redirect what couldn't be blocked to go around her and the kid.) Cue epic hero moment.
She looked like a butterfly warrior/knight, her outfit fluttering in the winds giving off the imagine of her having wings, the Anemo butterfly's she creates all fluttering around her before fading away.
Mirabel wants to look back at the kid she just saved but knows better than to take her eyes off an Abyss member, whose currently snarling words at her and blaming her for them falling into this place/world. Mirabel, knowing she honestly can't take on a high ranking member of the Abyss alone prays lightly that her teammates/friends are also here and weren't too far, she just needs to stall the Abyss member until they find her but that doesn't mean she won't try taking it out without them.
With a deep breath, Mirabel takes hold of her grounded blade and pulls it out, twirling it with ease in her hands (like Diluc did in his story quest) from years of practice and strength. Without looking back she tells the kid that's still behind her to take shelter and after a second of staring at each other Mirabel and the Abyss member start their battle.
Mirabel was so caught up with a plan to take out the Abyss member she never heard the kid, a young boy with dark brown/black curly hair and a red scarf behind her mutter out very low.
"Mirabel?"
Nor did she notice the rest of her old village, and her old family come rushing towards her battle.
Quirk: Tarot Cards-{You have the ability to use a special set of tarot cards to aid you in battle. You can use them to create force fields, teleport, and other things to help you.}
  You boredly shuffled your cards as you waited for class to start, your classmates were still either coming to class or just talking until the bell rang. When you were putting them a nice stack, a card jutted out from the rest and you pulled it out, only to roll your eyes when you saw the giant heart on it.
  âBakugo,â You called out.
  The blond looked at you and narrowed his eyes at you, âThe hell do you want?â
  âMonomaâs walking to the door entrance, can you tell him Iâm not interested? Be nice about it.â You hummed, shuffling the heart card back into the deck.
  He raised a single brow before walking over to the classroom door and opening it up, sure enough, Monoma was standing there with a white envelope in his hands. Bakugo blinked dumbfoundedly before looking at you to Monoma and to you again. Finally, he recovered from the shock and glared at the copycat.
  âSorry but (Y/n) isnât fucking interested,â Bakugo growled, then slamming the door on the 1-B Class member. Denki only looked at you in shock, âThat was freaky but cool.â
  You smiled and shrugged, now shuffling the heart card back into the pile.
  â(Y/n), you get so many confessions,â Ochako noted in awe, âI think Monoma is the fourth one this week.â
  âSixth, actually, but whoâs counting?â You hummed, winking at the brunette. She blushed a little and chuckled timidly, Mina, on the other hand, was thinking about something. Finally, your pink-haired friend walked over to you and.
   âHow come you never accept the confessions?â She asked, âBesides Monoma, there are so many people at this school who I think youâd look cute with!â
   You chuckled in amusement, âYeah, there are some cuties here but Iâm afraid Iâm kinda in a relationship with someone.â
  âBull shit!â Bakugo shouted from the back of the classroom.
You stuck your tongue out at him while a majority of your classmates were shocked about the fact that you had just decided to mention that you had a spouse. Soon, your peers started to clamor around your desk to ask you about your mystery s/o.
  âAre they a boy or a girl?â
  âWhatâs their name?â
  âHow did you two meet?â
  Before you could answer their questions, the school alarm blared loudly and made everyone flinch and cover their ears. Red emergency lights flashed brightly as Aizawa immediately woke up from his hourly nap and ran out of the room while shouting instructions to the class.
  âStay here and donât do anything.âHe ordered.
  You looked down at your cards only to find them scattered on the floor in the most curious position. They seemed to make a âKâ shape on the floor which made you feel oddly relaxed. Snapping your fingers, your cards magically flew from the ground and into the palm of your hand then you looked over at the door where Aizawa had left.Â
  â(Y/n)? Where are you going?â Deku asked as you started to bolt out the door. You swung it open and looked back at him, âI know who set off the alarms and I know that our teachers wonât be able to stop him. Just leave everything to me.â
  Even though your words were supposed to be comforting, it still didnât stop your worried classmates from following you out the door and completely disobeying Aizawaâs instructions. You stopped in one hallway and looked out of the window facing the front yard of the school. Your teachers were lined up side-by-side and ready to fight the threat that had blasted its way into the school.
   âLook at that, Teekl, they already had a welcome committee waiting for us,â Klarion chuckled darkly before pointing at your teachers, âLetâs give them a little welcome of our own.â
   The orange cat curled around his shoulders immediately jumped off and charged towards the U.A. staff. The longer it ran, the bigger it became until it was a full-on monster. Frowning, you took two cards out of your deck.
  âUmâŚwhat are you planning to do, (Y/n)?â Momo queried nervously. You threw down one card on the ground with a circle in the center of it and then threw another card to the front yard of the school before turning to look at the ravenette with a mischevious smirk.
   You stepped onto the circle card and disappeared, making your classmates gawk in awe. Kirishima was the first to notice you reappear in the spot where you threw the second card. Soon, your classmates were calling out to you to not do anything rash or dumb.
   âKlarion!â You shouted, catching the Witch Boyâs attention.
   He looked over at you with a look of shock before giving you a mischievous smile, â(Y/n) (L/n), just the person I wanted to see.â
   Suddenly he raised his hand in your direction, while you stood your ground and narrowed your (e/c) eyes into his onyx ones. Red magic soon sparked at the tips of his fingertips as he cackled evilly.
   âIâve been saving something special for you.â He hummed before sending a magical projectile your way.
   You made no attempt to move, much to Class 1-Aâs surprise and worry. In fact, the magical projectile hit you and engulfed your figure in a cloud of smoke. Everyone felt their heart drop when they heard your shrill scream ring in the air but they couldnât see anything.
   â(Y/n)!â Your classmates shouted as Bakugo was ready to attack the Chaos Lord.
   However, they were very confused when the smoke cleared and you were holding a bouquet of black and red roses close to your chest and nuzzled your face into them. Even your teachers stopped fighting the giant cat to watch in disbelief as you giggled like a lovesick schoolgirl. Meanwhile, Klarion was walking over to you with a bounce in his step and a wide grin on his face.
   âDo you like them? I had Poison Ivy breed them specifically for you!â Klarion hummed as he waited anxiously for your answer. âTheyâre beautiful, Klair-Bear! I love them!â You gushed, now looking at him with a wide smile. Klarionâs grin widened proudly as he wrapped an arm around your shoulder, âI knew you would! I thought they would compliment your lovely (e/c) eyes!â
   You giggled once more and some of your classmates were in disbelief that you were actually blushing. Klarion was about to say something when a low and annoyed cough caught both his and your attention. You both turned to look at Aizawa, who had Teekl nestling herself between his legs, and his arms crossed over his chest.
  â(L/n), care to explain what just happened?â Aizawa grumbled.
   You looked from him to Klarion, who had a small grin on his face that you mimicked as you looked back to his teacher. âItâs pretty simple,â You shrugged before leaning your head onto Klarionâs chest, âMy boyfriend just stopped by for a visit!â
   Klarion pressed his lips to your forehead to prove a point. Both of you enjoyed the shocked faces of all your classmates and teachers.
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In which a big scary dragon invades (Y/n)'s pillow cave, claiming the nest itself and the girl as his territory.
(Y/n) doesn't mind though, as long as that big scary dragon is Malleus Draconia.
Request by @amypop122.
"âand, that should do the trick!"
Adding your favourite pillow to the top of your cosy little fortress, you clapped your hands together in delight at how much your effort had paid off. Now, it was time to crawl inside, and sleep a little bit after a long day of school. Letting out an exhausted sigh when you let yourself crash onto the pillows inside of your little cave, you sprawled your limbs around. Luckily for you, Silver had showed a few tricks here and there to keep the walls sturdy and indestructible.
Just as you cuddled into the pillow, eyes closed in contentedness, you heard a little crunch coming from the entrance of your cave. Forcing one eye open, you indeed found a familiar face looking inside the pillow fortress in awe. Bright green eyes illuminated the darkness that clouded the interior of your cave. A little scream escaped your lips, and you jolted upright.
"Stop sneaking up on me like that, Malleus!" you breathed out once you had calmed your erratically beating heart. He didn't react to any of your complaints and words, but instead retreated back outside. It seemed like he was pacing around, inspecting your work with keen eyes. "Malleus?" You crawled out, too, your head poking out from the entrance in curiosity.
Poking a soft pillow that was intended to be the roof with his index finger, he shook his head. "The walls aren't good for protection in case thieves come to steal your treasures..." he murmured to himself whilst continuing to circle the cave, his gloved fingers stroking his chin.
Furrowing your eyebrows, you rose to your feet. "What thieves are you talking aboutâ" you asked, finding it amusing how he seemed so serious about your cave. After a little bit of watching him pace around, you noticed the way his pupils were more slitted â dragon-like â than usual. Once you realised what was going on, you couldn't help but start laughing loudly. "Is this..." You found it hard to speak while laughing so wildly. "Is this some sort of dragon thing? Cavesâ and treasures?"
Your laughter seemed to have snapped Malleus out of his trance. Sheepishly looking up at you, he admitted, "Ohâ sometimes I just get carried away when seeing caves â just like with gargoyles... it's like a dragon's instinct?" Much to his surprise, you started squealing. Tilting his head to the side, he shot you a confused look. Were all humans this excitable? Or was it just his human.
"That's adorable!" Giggling, you got onto your toes ro ruffle his hair, which evoked a raised eyebrows from him. Your gesture was quite questionable with your short height, but he appreciated it nonetheless. Shooting him a toothy smile, you cooed, "So, what does Mr. Big Scary Dragon have to say about my pillow cave?"
Shrugging, he made his way over to the entrance. "Well... I haven't really seen the inside yet," he murmured as he crawled inside, the entrance almost too small for his body to fit through. But he somehow managed to eventually reach the main body of the cave, where more blankets and pillows formed the ground. "Huh... this cave is a peculiar oneâ so soft... it needs some rearranging though..."
Without waiting for your permission, he started rearranging some of the blankets and pillows, so that they were evenly strewn out. Crawling into the entrance as well, you watched him work like a professional. You furrowed your eyebrows whilst letting out a little huff that went unnoticed by the concentrated male.
"Is this some sort of invasion?" you asked as you sat down, crossing your arms playfully. "Is the big scary dragon gonna steal my cave?"
"Only if you don't behave~" Malleus shot you a little wink that caused your anger to turn into adoration. You simply couldn't be angry at your precious dragon. Silently cursing him in your mind, you waited for him to finish rearranging the cushions to his liking; well, he probably had better knowledge of placing pillows into their right places to maximise comfort, anyway. Once he was finished, he let out an exhausted sigh. "Besides, mates share their cavesâ so it's our cave now..."
You almost fell over from shock as you numbly sputtered, "M-Mates?"
Malleus let out a satisfied hum, not noticing the distressed and panicked expression on your face. Starting to sweat, you swore it somehow had grown incredibly stuffy and hot in here. You watched him with wide eyes as he somehow turned around in circles in the same spot multiple times before laying down. His behaviour somehow reminded you of a cat looking for the perfect resting space, and you couldn't help but laugh.
"Oh yes, this is the life..." Malleus let out a contented sigh as he snuggled deeper into the many pillows, the stress from today fading away into nothingness.
Clicking your tongue, you realised that you hadn't intended to build the cave for two people â especially not an additional big dragon fae. The fact that he actually was able to even crawl inside left you in awe. But now, you found yourself bubbling away in annoyance when he continued to sleep and occupy the whole area, all while ignoring you. "Great, so this is your territory now...? You almost take up all the spaceâ" Your hand reached out to poke his cheek, but you came to regret it immediately.
A little yelp escaped your lips as Malleus lazily yet somehow quickly extended his hand to stop you by grabbing your wrist with an iron grip. Trying to tug your wrist out of his hold resulted in him suddenly pulling. You toppled over right into his arms, your back now pressed flush against his chest. "Now... be quiet..." he whispered into your ear as he removed his hand from your wrist, and moved it to circle it around your waist. "Your mate needs some sleep..."
"Mateâ" Again, the word that made your brain stop functioning appeared. Cheeks burning brightly, you started to squirm a little bit in embarrassment â especially with the way his hot breath always fanned over your ear.
"Hush, my little treasure..." he mumbled softly, nuzzling his nose into your hair. Eventually, you were calm enough to close your eyes and try to fall asleep, too.
Letting out a little sigh, you placed your hand over his other one that lay not too far away from your body. "I could get used to this..." A big smile etched onto your lips, you soon found yourself drifting off into dreamland.
Hours passed as Malleus and you were caught in deep slumber. When the sun had long disappeared behind the horizon, the door to your room was opened, and a gap of light streamed in. "Malleus? It's time to return from visiting (Y/n)â" Lilia began, but shut up immediately once he realised how everything was dark and silent, only soft breathing coming from the strange fortress made out of pillows. Curious, Lilia opened the door a little bit more, so he could step inside and investigate. Sebek and Silver peeked inside, curious as well.
Sticking his head into the cave's entrance, Lilia started to squeal at the sight in front of him: Malleus and you cuddling like a pair of freshly mated dragons in your own little cave.
As he returned to the two retainers, there were tears running down his cheeks. "Sebek! Silver! T-They have their own cave nowâ" Lilia managed to stutter out as he wiped his eyes with his overly large sleeves. Sebek and Silver seemed stunned, and the former looked like he was on the verge of passing out.
"So..." Silver trailed off after being the first to recover from the shock, "who's gonna look after their kids?"
"Me! Me!" Lilia yelled after he had shooed them out of the room, a big grin on his face. "I'm going to be a grandpa! Let me get my cane and my reading glasses real quick!"
Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia
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Summary: In which your friends are idiots who think gallivanting around a haunted castle surrounded by lava is a great idea. And then there's a dragon.
ie. Or, I watched Shrek this afternoon and could not stop thinking about the memes of the Prefect being Donkey and Malleus as the Dragon.
[PART 1] [PART 2]
âTreasure beyond your wildest dreams!â Ace said.
âKnowledge long since lost to time!â Deuce corrected.
âYeah, okay, but what is it,â you asked.
And neither of them had an answer.
Abandoned castles suspended over a sea of bubbling lava were not your preferred holiday destination. Youâd told Ace this several times. Youâd begged, pleaded, to please just be normal for once. But noooo. Both the snarky, ginger, bastard and the other half of his singular brain cell had apparently decided that suicide ala boiling rocks sounded like a perfectly lovely plan for your Saturday evening.
âIâm just saying,â you huffed as the rope bridge swung worryingly beneath your feet, âtaverns are a thing. Faires. Market runs. Casual side quests that wonât wind up with us being flambeed alive.â
âBut thereâs treasure!â Ace complained, the muddled light off the lava below illuminating his pout in a way that made it look especially punchable. âI heard thereâs this really awesome magical sword! Or maybe it was a shield or somethingââ
âOr something,â you grit out. âWhat if itâs a book, huh? You canât even read.â
âWe can try!â Deuce returned, a spark of that familiar determination zipping through his blue eyes.
âOr we can sell it,â Ace said, which was certainly the more likely option of the two.
One of the rickety, wooden, slats cracked beneath the low heel of your boot and tumbled down into the lava below. Maybe it hit the gurgling pool of death with a hiss, or a whump, or some other cool sound. But all you could hear was the ringing in your ears.
âOh my god. Iâm going to die.â
âI mean, maybe,â Ace shrugged. âBut at least youâll have a cool new sword propped up at your grave or something.â
You managed to make it all the way to the other side of the horrible death bridge without plummeting to your doom. Except now you were standing at the foot an equally horrifying castle. It was massiveâgrand on a scale that seemed entirely impossible for something constructed in the heart of a volcano. Its dozens of ebony spires clawed at the sky. The walls crawled with grey ivy and thickets of thorns so dense that you couldnât see even the barest hint of brick beneath. It looked evil in the way that cursed tombs felt evilâeternal, and still, and oppressive. Like a creature in its own right rather than just an agglomeration of black stone.
Ace drew his sword and Deuce readied his axe. You sighed and plucked at the strings of your stupid fucking lute, and wished once more that youâd had the foresight all those moons ago to take the cushy internship position Lord Crewel had tried to offer you. But, no. Youâd wanted to be an adventurer.
The massive double doors of the entrance swung open with an eerie groan. A pair of stern looking gargoyles stood guard as the three of you cautiously made your way into the castle. You swore you could feel their eyes following youâthat youâd seen them flex jagged claws into their stone perches in an aborted attempt to dive after you.
The inside of the looming fortress was no more welcoming than out. Dark, emerald, stained glass windows lined the wallsâsmothering any of the warmer light from the volcano and tinting the entire hall a sickly green-grey. The stone floors and walls were elaborately carved with the faded stories of dynasties long since passed, but what had once surely been immaculate craftsmanship had shifted and cracked with ageâcrushing floors into tight slopes and littering already narrow walkways with heavy debris.
âWe just have to find the tallest tower,â Ace hummed, swiping at a few dangling trails of thorns with the blunted edge of his blade. âAnd then the highest room in that.â
âThe treasure is never in the highest room in the tallest tower,â you complained. âYou just heard that in a drinking song once.â
âIs that true?â Deuce frowned, looking terribly betrayed.
âNo way!â Ace snipped. âI told you! An old crone read my fortune in her bone dice, and she said to always check the highest room in the tallest tower! Because thatâs where Iâd find my greatest treasure!â
âMaybe the greatest treasure is the friends weâve made along the way?â Deuce suggested helpfully.
âNo.â
So you split off from a grouchy Ace and dejected Deuce to try and find some stairs. Every room in this stupid castle was swimming in so many shadows that you could hardly tell right from left, let alone if there were any kinds of secret doors or passageways that may lead to an equally secret tower. The chamber youâd found yourself in now was gigantic, and each tentative step you took echoed discordantly through the ashy gloom. You kicked miserably at a loose rock and it skittered off into the darkness with a dull thunk. And then something⌠odd, began to happen. That darkness began to moveâto rise and unfurl like a great set of wings on a beast. Andâoh. Oh no.
âWould you look at that,â Ace whistled under his breath, neck craned all the way back as he squinted at what was most definitely the tallest of all the towers this creepy castle had to offer. âGuess what, nonbelievers. I found theââ
âDRAGON!â
Whoosh went the great swathe of emerald fire as it exploded down the barren hallway and nipped at your heels. You dove out into the open courtyard just in time to avoid being roasted alive, and the gargantuan monster behind you let out a roar fit to shake the earth. A quick tuck-and-roll left you crouched behind a fallen pillar, and the dragonâs bright, green, glower turned on you and your garbage hiding spot with a rumbling snarl. Its rows of sharp, white, teeth closing just above your headâmissing its mark by barely a hairâs width.
âGotcha!â Deuce snarled, his armored fists dragging the dragon away by its tail. Or, well, tried to. Because the dragon was a hundred feet long at least, and your blue haired friend probably looked like nothing more than a pesky rat darting between its feet. It turned and snapped at him irritably, taking a great, big, step forward in a bid to get a firmer stance to attack. You threw yourself in the other direction to avoid being trampled.
âGo!â Ace called, charging in from the other side. âQuick!â
Because at the end of the day, they were still both your brave, tanky, warrior, friends. And you were just a very, very, squishy bard who really would not fare well against a particularly motivated goose, let alone a dragon. So you skidded through the rubble and onto your feet, and started to sprint back into the castleâs hallsâhoping maybe youâd be able to find a bit more cover.
There was a great clatter, and both Ace and Deuce yelped. You looked back hurriedly to see the pair of them clutching onto the dragonâs tail for dear life as it whipped them back and forth through the ash and debris cluttering the ground. With one, final, great, sweep, the dragon pitched them into the air and sent them careening through the roof of that âtallest tower.â You muttered a hasty incantation and the sparkling outlines of soft feathers danced along your fingers. You hoped you werenât too far. You were probably too goddamn far. But you hummed frantically under your breath nonetheless and entreated your middling magic to give them a soft landing.
And then there was another wave of green hellfire raining down over your head and you turned and ran.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckâ
Even if youâd been a champion sprinter, there was little good it would have done you against a beast whose stride was longer than you were tall. You made it back into some hall or other, and into another cavernous room, and then you were pinned into a cornerâthe dragon looming over you like a vengeful wraith come to take its due.
It was gigantic. Probably the biggest creature youâd ever seen. And it was sleekâall lithe muscle and glossy rows of black scales that glittered oddly in the dull, grey, light. Its wings spread wide behind it, spanning the entirety of the vast chamber. They looked like the sort of wings that could stir up a hurricane. The curling horns atop its head seemed sharp enough to gore a man or twenty, and the purple crests lining its skull were tapered down flat in a way that reminded you a bit deliriously of a pissy cat pinning its ears back before it swatted at you.
Its lips curled back over pointed canines as it snarled at you, and you were showered in a swathe of hot sparks.
âOh, what large teeth you have,â you squeaked, and when the dragon dipped closer to bellow into your face, your reeled back with a splutter. âIâI mean white, sparkling, teeth!â you rattled, nearly incoherent. The dragonâs snout twitched away, almost like youâd startled it. âI mean, Iâm sure you hear this all the time from your food, butâwow! Just! Very lovely! Definitely the prettiest smile Iâll ever be eaten by!â
Slowly it lowered its great head, and you could see the neon glare from its narrowed eyes.
âNot that you have to eat me,â you added hurriedly, hoping to whatever Gods could hear you that your smart mouth could finally be useful for more than just talking circles around assholes in bars or weaseling your friends out of shitty contracts. âIâd very much like not to be eaten. But all the same, we did intrude in your homeâand itâs definitely a very nice homeâso Iâd totally get it. And I guess if I did have to die today, knowing that my life would be in the hands of something so magnificent is certainly reassuring.â
The dragon seemed to preen a bit at that. You could see the sharp crests beneath its horns soften as tension bled from the beastâs posture. It ducked in close again, and this time you felt a sharp pull of air rush past your cheeks as it sniffed you. Its nostrils were the size your headâbigger even, maybe. You didnât want to think about it, but the dry heat of its breath puffing into your face made the entire thing a bit hard to ignore. Â
âDid I mention what a charming home you have?â you rambled on. âVery aesthetic. The gargoyles at the gate were a lovely touch.â
The dragon made a low, warbling, noise in its throat that wasnât quite a growl, but wasnât particularly⌠reassuring, either. It made the hair on the back of your neck stand on end.
It ducked awayânot far, just enough to reach one of the large, carved, walls at the outskirts of the room. Its long neck slithered out before pausing pointedly over an archway. It took you a long moment to realize it was gesturing to something. Another gargoyle from the looks of thingsâthis one almost entirely crumbled away under the strains of time. You could just barely make out the shape of its square jaw and taloned fingers.
You nodded so hard you nearly gave yourself whiplash.
âYes! I see! Very beautiful! Such fine craftsmanship!â
The dragon cooed at you. Swear on your life and all the money in your back packet. An actual, honest to God, coo. Fuck, maybe youâd managed to charm your way out of imminent dismemberment and death after all.
It ambled closer once again, a curiosity lighting its eyes and warming those neon irises into something that was less poisonous-hell-fire and more mellow-evening-in-the-forest.
Amidst all the rippling waves of ebony scales, your eyes caught on the smallest smear of crimson. Just a touch of redâright along the spikes of its tail. Carefully, cautiously, slower than molasses, you stepped forward with your hands raised. You whispered a handful of familiar words under your breath and your palms glowed fuzzy and blue. Dragons were supposed to be inherently magical, right? So this one would certainly understand that the string of syllables youâd babbled out were good, and helpful, and not at all a provocation. The dragon was looking down at you with lidded eyes, its gaze a bit unfocused. You gulped.
âIâm sorry my friends messed with your tail,â you apologized, gingerly holding your fingers out to hover over the abrasions without actually touching. âThey were just trying to protect me. Ifâif that makes it any better.â The minuscule wound began to knit itself back together neatly beneath the pulses of your magic. âI do tend to need a lot of protectingâIâm not much a warrior, if that wasnât completely obvious by the everything about meâso I canât really blame them for being a bit gung-ho about it.â
After a moment or two, the scratches had faded back into solid, matte, black and you drew back with a content hum.
âThere! All fixed!â You gave your most winning smile. Please donât eat me, your brain chanted on endless repeat. Please donât eat me please donât eat me please donât eat meâ
The dragon reared back and settled on its haunches with another heavy puff of sweltering breath. You could feel the heat of it prickling all the way up your arms. After a long, long, moment of silent consideration, the dragon leaned forward again and rumbled deep in its chest. When you only stood there, properly petrified, it huffed again and bumped its nose against your sternum, nearly toppling you over.
âI donâtââ you started, nervous. âIâm sorry. I donât really get what youâre trying to say.â
With another sigh that sounded entirely too put upon, the dragon lowered its great head. The air itself seemed to grow heavy against your shoulders, and you could taste the cloying bitterness of strong magics on the back of your tongue. Black miasma oozed from beneath the dragonâs talons and melted along its scales. The caustic scent of ash and petrichor burned along your nostrils, and you had to pinch your eyes shut and cover your nose to keep from coughing. You managed to sneak a peek past your fingers just in time to watch the shadowed outline of the beast collapse. And out of that puddle of black goo emerged a manÂ. He was tall and lithe, just as the dragon had been, with glowing green eyes that were terribly familiar. They were framed with thick, dark, lashes and sat perfectly on a face that was nearly too handsome to be human (well, it really wasnât human you supposed, so that little tidbit probably accounted for said inhuman beauty well enough). Recognizable eyes and stature or no, the curling horns atop his head would have sealed the deal plenty well enough on their own.
He shook off the shadows twining around his ankles with a lazy twist of the hand and then turned to you with a curious little hum.
And holy fuck Mister Dragon apparently had no sense of shame, or maybe just no qualms about social niceties and practicalities, because his human self was wearing about just as many clothes as his lizard form had been.
You squeezed your eyes shut with a squeak, and then double covered them with your hands for good measure.
A chuckle rolled through the airâas dark and pleasantly rich as the finest of chocolates. And then there was a clawed finger beneath your chin, tilting your head back, and back, and back until you were at least half-way sure it would probably be safe to open your eyes again without infringing on his decency.
âYou are fascinating, Child of Man,â itâheâhummed, low in his throat. His thumb dragged down to hook beneath the curve of your jaw and support the finger tucked up under your chin. âAnd itâs been so, very, long since Iâve been fascinated by anything.â
âUh,â you replied, like a perfectly functional human being.
The dragonâs lips curled up over his pointed teethâstill just as sharp and white as they had been when heâd been so much bigger and scalier.
âI think Iâd like to keep you,â he said with a nod to himself, as casually as one may talk about picking up extra groceries from the market.
âUh,â you said again.
âYou did mention that you needed protecting,â he continued, tapping a clawed finger against his own chin. The small smile quirking his lips twisted into something smug. âAnd that is certainly something at which I would excel.â
Your head was swimming.
âIâI mean. Iâm honored that youâthat⌠youââ You couldnât even think the words, let alone get them past your brain and out of your mouth. You cleared your throat and fought to keep your eyes level with his clavicle and nowhere else. âD-Donât you think youâre moving a bit fast?â you laughed nervously. âI mean, Iâm sure my friends will probably be on their way back down soonâandâI mean, we havenât even introduced ourselves yet. I donât even know your name.â
He blinked, slow and serpentine.
âOh. I suppose you wouldnât.â He canted his head to the side, long strands of that inky black hair of his spilling across his shoulder. An amused sort of grin worked its way along his mouth. âDragons are not keen to give out our true names so readily, but you seem like a clever one. Tell meâwhat do you think Iâm called then, hmm?â
You glanced up quickly at the horns atop his head and couldnât help yourself.
âTsunotarou?â
He let out a bark of laughter that seemed to shake the walls.
âOh,â he trilled, looking positively delighted. The hand not curled beneath your chin reached down to snag your own, and he brought your wrist up to his lips. You could feel the imprints of his canines against the soft skin there. âIâll definitely be keeping you.â
đHow about the dorm leaders the female douma s/o.
đWhat is their opinion on her beautiful rainbow eyes.
đHow would they react when they find out she is hurt during a overbolt and healing in a few sec.
đWhat if they find out about her cult and that she eats the male members to" free them " and came to a agreement with the headmaster to ether go family friendly mode or her being allowed to drink blood that was donated.
đ(their are enough simps in school that where willing to give it or it could be animal )
đshe also explains that she could never eat them even if she wanted because they make her feel emotions for the first time.
đImagen them getting a hold on her iconic gold fans and how would they react to holding it.
đHow would they react to her doing that because she forgot something
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I did not have any idea where to take this, so I strictly stuck to the request. Slightly suggestive?
Riddle Rosehearts
Your eyes entranced him, and it made him still himself. You might as well have called yourself Medusa with how your eyes just turned him into a stone statue. Your soft giggle made his heart soar to heights he hadnât even heard of.
When he overblotted, he tried his hardest not to hurt you. However, you just let out a maniacal laugh and threw yourself in front of the attack and blocked it for Ace and Deuce. Once Riddle drew back to assess the damage, he saw you sitting up and the bruises were healing almost immediately.Â
In the infirmary after he was defeated, you told him everything. About how you were a demon and you had a cult back home. You explained that Crowley knew about this and allowed you to attend NRC on the condition that you only consumed blood from willing donors. Riddle offered you his wrist, and your eyes went wide in shock.Â
You flat-out refused, worrying that you might lose control. You told him that he was the first person to ever make you feel true happiness, and you couldnât lose him. He was both flattered and concerned, because without blood you could die. He trusted you more than you know.
The first time he experienced the true power of your golden fans, you had used them on Ace. You see, he was truly troublesome, so you used your fans to generate a huge gust of wind to send him flying in another direction. Riddle inspected the fans, and he couldnât call you out on it because they were technically ordinary, traditional fans.
Leona Kingscholar
âDonât you just love a woman who could actually just kill you?â -Leona, 2023. Your physical appearance was something he didnât really care about; you were strong and confident, and thatâs what made him fall for you. He loved your eyes because they always looked for a challenge that you could face.
When he overblotted, he had noticed the first glance of excitement that you gave him. You were the one who received all his attacks, and you just regenerated quickly before landing attacks of your own. You didnât have your fans on you, but you were just fine because of your extensive martial arts knowledge.
You stayed by his side as he recovered in the infirmary. In fact, he woke up to you telling stories to his young nephew. It was an endearing scene that made his heart feel warm. Once you noticed your beloved lionâs eyes were open, you let Cheka say hi before ushering him out of the room because you knew Leona had questions that were best for a child not to hear. You told him everything: being a demon, having a cult, all of it.Â
Leona suggested you go on animal blood, and you agreed. You couldnât say that you were very excited to do it, but your boyfriend promised to be there with you every step. He would keep you on track just so you wouldnât hurt anybody.Â
The first time he experienced how well you were able to utilize your fans was when the ADeuce duo were about to start some trouble again. You moved swiftly and you landed a cut on Ace as a warning to not start shit again. Leona couldnât have been more proud of you finally putting an end to their shenanigans.
Azul Ashengrotto
When you both first met each otherâs gaze, Azul forgot what he was originally doing. He got lost in your eyes. When the Tweels noticed, they had one hell of a time teasing their boss. The next time he looked up, you were gone.
When he overblotted, you were the first to rush at him. You were very fast for being underwater, and so he was caught off-guard. He had to admit that you were so graceful, and he could tell that you calculated every single movement you made. When he did manage to land a hit, you were able to quickly recover and attack with even more force.
You were by his side when he woke up. You dabbed at his forehead with a cold cloth as you talked to him. You revealed everything about yourself: the cult, the âfreeingâ of the men that followed you, the fact that you were a demon, everything. When you told him that you needed to consume blood to survive, he offered his neck to you.Â
You shook your head, refusing him. There was no way you would be able to control yourself if you even indulge yourself a little. Azul had to suck it up and stand up, place his hands at the back of your head, and gently guide your face into the crook of his neck. He knew you had starved yourself up to that point, and he didnât want you to die either.
The first time he experienced your fans was when Floyd decided to sneak up on you and give you a squeeze. Azul was about to scold the eel when you whipped out one of your golden fans and cut Floyd on the cheek. You had no emotion on your face, you didnât even apologize. Both of them were very concerned.
Kalim Al-Asim
He absolutely adores your eyes. They are more beautiful than any treasure his family had ever owned, and more beautiful than any tapestry that money could ever fathom of buying. No, they told their own story, one that you didnât allow them to tell.
When Jamil overblotted, Kalim noticed how you blocked his Vice Housewardenâs attack that was originally meant for him. He thought you were seriously injured, but nope. The hole that was punched through your stomach started healing itself.
Once the battle was over, your boyfriend asked what the heck happened. You told him that you were a demon, and you even went off on a tangent about your cult and how your followers would sacrifice themselves to âbe freed from this worldâ. When you told him about the fact that you needed blood to survive, he asked if you would want some of his blood.
You most definitely refused, jokingly saying that Ace would be a better candidate. However, he was not joking. He grabbed your hand and placed his own (palm up) into it. You hang your head in defeat and puncture the skin on his wrist. You couldnât have been more glad to know that he wasnât a Marechi.
He first experienced the strength in your fans when the entire dorm was dying of heat strokes (not really, but you know what I mean). You used your fans to create a gust of wind that immediately cooled everyone down, including him. Everyone was grateful for you that day.
Vil Schoenheit
He is jealous of your eyes before he learns your history. How he wishes he could have eyes like yours. He also admires them. Usually, you would be able to tell someoneâs emotions from their eyes, but no one could read you. Not even him.Â
When he overblotted, you had no emotion on your face. You just attacked and defended, cold and calculated as you always were in battle. Vil did manage to hit you, but it was just your leg that he tore off. You used your remaining leg to push off the ground so that you launched yourself in the air.
When he was taken to the infirmary, you were there by his side. You helped the nurse in making sure he was okay. When he did wake up, you threw your arms around him in relief. However, he pushed you off and asked how you regenerated your freaking leg. You let out a sigh of remorse. You let everything out: how you were turned into a demon, you had a cult, you even killed and ate men from that cult because you could only survive off of blood and flesh.
He considered his next course of action. Usually, he would prefer a vegan diet, but yours was a special situation. He would suggest an animal-based diet to try and recreate the feeling of consuming a human. I donât think he gets queasy by it, since heâs had to see things like this in films that he has starred in.
Now, about your fans, he finds them absolutely beautiful. He tries to make you some, but you refuse. He is offended, but you show him why. You use your blood demon art and blow Rook out of the tree he was in with the gust of wind you created. Now your lovely boyfriend understands.
Idia Shroud
I think you know what Iâm about to say, but you remind him of one of the demons from âHelp! Rip-off Michael Jackson turned my sister into a demon and now Iâm trying to find a cure for her!â Your eyes even matched, and it was freaking him out.
When he overblotted, you knew that you probably met your match. He was as smart as you, but with his armor he was a lot slower. You did a lot of damage before he landed a hit. The Idia within him felt horrible, but then you regenerated your arm.
You stayed by his side when he was taken to the infirmary. You were in a chair next to him when he woke up. The memories of the fight came flooding in, and he scooted as far away from you as possible. You realized that you owed him an explanation. You told him your origin story, the cult and how you would âfreeâ the members from this harsh and cruel world, and the fact that the mountain of dead bodies you left behind was taller than the entire student body put together.
Your stomach started to rumble, and you had a scared look on your face. He asked why you looked terrified and you admitted that you had starved yourself because you could only eat flesh and you didnât want to hurt anyone. Idia took a deep breath, held your face in his hands, and put it into the crook of his neck. You punctured his skin, and drank. He had to admit that it felt painful in a good way.
The first time he experienced you using your fans, it was when Ace decided to start some shit again. He saw you through the tablet that Ortho accompanied around NRC, and he thought you were absolutely beautiful. You didnât harm the first year student, you just created a gust of wind that blew him in another direction.
Malleus Draconia
He thought your eyes were more beautiful than any star in the night sky. He could stare into them for hours. Every single time he sees you, he always makes sure to look you in the eyes, because you always have love gleaming in them.
When Leona overblotted, the love that was always with you was gone. You were cold and brutal, attacking the lion just so he is only gravely injured but not dead. When he did manage to land an attack, Malleus screamed your name once he saw the hole through your stomach, but you just got up and continued to fight.
After the Housewarden of Savanaclaw was defeated, the Housewarden of Diasomnia went to check on you. The joy you felt whenever you saw your Prince was back, but dimmed when he started asking you the long-expected-but-despised questions. You gave him the answers he wanted. He was not shocked to hear the cult following you had (mans wouldâve joined if he were in your world).
You got to the point where you told him what a demonâs diet consisted of. You stated that you had been starving yourself to the brink of insanity. Thatâs when Malleus gently took off his glove on his left hand and held his wrist out to you. You could smell it: he was a Marechi. You refused it, but he insisted. He let out a hiss of pain before curiously watching you as you feasted on his blood.
We all know that Sebek can be annoying (99% of the time), but what the Prince of Briar Valley didnât expect was you using some big golden fans to blow his knight away. He just kinda got thrown away by a gust of wind. It was hilarious, but he had to hold back his laughter.
I loved your Morticia Reader and I was wondering, could you do a Wednesday Addams Reader with the 1st Years? She rarely smiles (Unless someoneâs in pain) with her being incredibly morbid, emotionally reserved and her fascination of the macabre and the dark forces? (I love Wednesday) Bonus if you want to; she has Thing with her (I loved how sassy he was in the show) Kudos!
Readerâs gender isnât specified here, but request calls for female Reader.
Ace Trappola
He was very intimidated by you. You never smiled unless he got hurt or punished, but never when he was intentionally trying to be funny. Not just that, but you had a walking hand accompanying you everywhere. YOU EVEN KNEW WHAT IT WAS SAYING!!!
You were incredibly smart as well. You knew the scientific names of the freaking plants that they were studying, and you knew a magic that was darker than anything he was familiar with. Weâre talking about âconjuring spiritsâ kind of magic. In fact, the time he saw you conjuring Goody Addams, he audibly screamed.
One time, he had been thrown out of Heartslabyul for the nth time and he decided to go to Ramshackle. However, he stopped because he heard something. It sounded like an instrument, one that was deeper than a violin. He kept walking until he saw you through the window, playing a big version of a violin in the living room.
He just bursted in like he owned the place and asked how the heck you know how to play this oversized violin. You threw a knife so close to his head that it cut a piece of his hair off as it flew by. You didnât even apologize when you corrected him by saying it was a cello.
Everyone is surprised when you both get together. You both are polar opposites: you actually had common sense. You didnât even know either. Maybe it was the confidence he had carried himself with, even though it got him into a ton of trouble. Plus, he actually understood sarcasm.
Deuce Spade
He was also intimidated by you, but it was in a good way. He found Thing unsettling, but decided that there was no point in being creeped out and decided to learn how to communicate with him. When you are away, they act like middle school girls and gossip about Deuceâs crush on you.
He was in awe of all the pure knowledge you have. In a short amount of time, you were able to rise to the top of your classes. The teachers loved you, so he decided to go to you for tutoring. He had explained how he was an Honorâs Student because of his promise to his mother, and that hit close to home for you.
It was during one of these study sessions where he wasnât getting the material for some reason, so you suggested a break. You went into your closet and brought out your cello. Deuce was surprised when you got into position and started playing a sad tune.
Another time, he walked in on you performing some sort of ritual. You were even speaking in a whole other language that he didnât recognize (you were speaking Latin). However, it didnât seem to work because you let out a frustrated sigh.
When you both get together, no one (besides Ace) was surprised. You both spent a lot of time together, so it did not come as a shock to anyone. Ace was angry that Deuce was able to rizz you up but he hasnât been able to rizz anyone up since middle school (sounds like Takemichi from Tokyo Revengers).
Jack Howl
Wasnât intimidated by you at all. In fact, you both held a mutual respect for one another, since you both were the only ones at NRC with common sense. He did find Thing creepy at first, but eventually got used to him. Most of the time, he is often perched on either your shoulder or Jackâs.
You both were good in the academic aspect. You excelled him in many ways, but he was fine with where he was at. There was no way he would be able to remember every little thing the teacher had said in class, but he was happy for you since you could do it.Â
During the period where you both were trying to stop Azul, he walked to Ramshackle to try and come up with a plan with you. However, his ears detected the sound of a cello. He continued walking towards your dorm (since that was where the sound was coming from), and was surprised to hear it come directly from inside. He then knocked on the door.
You opened it, and Jack looked inside to see a black cello in the middle of your living room. He complimented your skill and immediately got back to work. You were sort of relieved when he didnât make a big deal out of it since you did have more pressing matters to focus on.
No one is surprised when you guys get together. In fact, it made sense to everyone. He was the one who helped the most with taking Azul down, so it was only a matter of when heâd ask you out. Sure, you both arenât very romantic, but you show your love in different ways than what would be considered âorthodoxâ.
Epel Felmier
Was most definitely terrified of you, but tried to act like he wasnât. He would have to summon so much courage to try and talk to you, only to stutter through each and every one of his sentences. Poor guy doesnât know when he started to sweat so much. He nearly fainted when he met Thing.
He admires you in an academic aspect because you rose to the top of your class very quickly. You even managed to surpass most of the older students when test scores were released. Later that day, you received an apple in the shape of a skull with a note saying âGood job on the test! -E.F.â It didnât take a genius to figure out who it was from.
One time, you both agreed to meet up to do some homework. He had been having trouble with a specific problem and figured you would be the best person to go to. When he made it, he heard the sound of a cello coming from inside.
He quietly entered the dorm and hid behind a wall while he listened. Once you finished, he came out of his hiding place while applauding you. You had already known that he was there, but you couldnât help but feel a smile trying to fight its way onto your face. It never stood a chance against your will to force it down.
I feel like some people were surprised when they found out you both were together, but others werenât. You both had a temper, but your anger would come out in different ways. You offered him a few different outlets, like mastering an instrument so that he could play alongside you (Vil was totally in favor of this idea, since he thought you played beautifully).
Sebek Zigvolt
He would also act like he wasnât intimidated by you. It came from a place where he thinks you would do better as one of Malleusâs knights, so he grows scared that Waka-sama might see more value in you than him. Plus, Thing wasnât helping anything.
You both are instant academic rivals. He always gets frustrated because you always hold yourself in a calm manner and always manage to get top marks while he was stuck in second place. It angered him to no end.
One day, he decides to go and ask you some questions because there was no way that you could beat him in a fencing duel, when he heard a cello coming from inside the rickety dormitory. He had to admit that the player was doing amazingly. He knocked on your door and waited for you to answer.Â
When you invited him inside, he saw that you were in the process of putting your cello away. So you were the one playing so beautifully? He acted like he didnât hear any of it whilst he asked you to a duel. You asked if he would want the bout to go until 15 touches, or until someone drew the first blood. He picked the latter.
The next day, at around the same time, he lay on the ground with a cut on his face. You explain that you had been training since you were 5 years old, and therefore had that much more experience than him. However, when you named your price for winning, he blushed. You asked him out. Every onlooker gasped in surprise, and their eyes went wider when the half-fae accepted.
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Danny, on the run from the GIW decides to take shelter in Gotham because if the GIW have any sense they'd never set foot in there.
Even if Batman and the JL agree with thier opinion on ecto entities (as evidenced by their lack of speaking out against the anti-ecto acts) Batman was notoriously territorial and would have issue with a wildly incompetent government organization throwing missiles around his city all willy-nilly.
With that being said it was probably best for Danny to wear a disguise. Sure, they didn't know Fenton and Phantom were the same person yet but Danny Fenton suddenly turning up in Gotham after going missing in Amity is certainly going to raise some eyebrows regardless of the necklace he had that jammed his ecto-signature and made him untrackable.
Danny started off by going blond. Its something he's always wanted to do and now with ghostly shape-shifting powers he doesn't even have to worry about frying his hair or dying his eyebrows to match. After that all he needed to do was part his hair down the middle, add a lip ring or two and maybe a bit of make up.
Danny stared at himself in the mirror. He looked like a completely different person.
A completely different and very attractive person. He looked good. The newly blond man threw on a green jacket and went out to explore the town. He did not expect to literally bump into the Tim Drake. The Wayne adoptee just stood there mouth opening and closing comically. Did he offend him? Crap. He had promised Jazz he would stay off of the radar of the Waynes and the bats specifically and here he was angering one of them.
Danny decided to book it before it became a scene, ignoring the lovestruck Tim's crys for him to wait.
Back at his apartment Danny quickly changed his look to red hair tied back into a two inch low ponytail, green eyes and freckles that unbeknownst to anyone else was made up from the lesser known constellations.
The coffee at this Cafe smelled amazing! Too bad Danny wouldn't get to try it because the next this he knew freaking Red Hood was behind him asking to talk. Our favorite ghost boy wouldn't be embarrassed to admit he let out a small squeek before bolting out the door yelling, "I'm not even a criminal!"
It took Jason a few seconds to process that the guy he had tried to flirt with ran away in terror. Crap.
Day three and four were blissfully Wayne and bat free, though he did find out that Tim Drake and Red Hood were looking for his two false identities. Joy.
Day five he met the stabby Robin who very valiantly beat up two people who had been following him. Danny didn't even notice he was being followed and thanked the bird for saving him. Danny, who was shape-shifted into a very pretty girl at the moment, offered to buy him something to eat as a thank you. "Danielle" insisted and Robin allowed it. Danielle never noticed the slight pink on Damians cheeks as they went over to one of Damians favorite restaurants.
Day seven he had went out as blondie and got confronted by some girl named Barbara. She was nice and managed to convince him to come to a Cafe with her. He told her his name was David and he ran away from his parents with the help of one of his friends family members and that he was Jewish, which was true...except for the David part. He learned that if you wanna keep your story straight keeping to almost truths was your best bet. She in turn told him about Tim and how he's a friend of hers-uh oh- and that he's been looking all over for him.
Danny-David- tells her he's sorry but he didn't mean to offend Tim and doesn't want any trouble before laying down enough money to cover his half of the bill and the tip and booking it out of there
This repeats with most of the family trying to flirt with him or adopt him into the family when he's out as Danny.
Bruce Wayne approached Danny when he was waiting to board an elevator, "Hel-" was all the billionaire could get out before Danny cut him off "Hell no." And then he just got in the elevator and pressed the close doors button and was gone again.
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