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I just got a notif that someone liked my first ever post omg wtf

… I was gonna be a monster fucker blog 😭

We should talk about JJK. (Spoilers btw)

I’m gonna talk about Nobara cuz she’s my girl.

Ppl troll on her cuz she’s the weakest in the squad during first year, but if you think objectively about her technique she’s the ACE of the team.

The Culling Games and so many other incidents wouldn’t have escalated if she were there, which is why I feel Gege had to temporarily off her aside from giving Itadori trauma and a means to advance his development.

Straw Doll works on ANYONE. Seen with Sukuna at the end of the manga and the curse in season 1 during her entrance trial to the game of chicken that reflects her damage on her enemies. All had varying levels of power but were still incredibly damaged after her attack.

The only problem with Straw Doll would be damaging the opponent enough to break off hair or nails or enough blood/flesh to use with the doll, as at that point in a fist fight you might as well end it already instead of waiting for the straw technique.

The thing is, that’s in a head on fight.

If Nobara had been active during the Culling Games, she could go to battlefields and pick up blood or broken flesh/parts of the enemies to imbue in dolls as the direct fighting is led somewhere else. She could tail an opponent as someone else fights with fists(who is either a meat shield/distraction/too weak) and crush them from a range.

She gets close range as a first year, and that’s essentially what gets her in trouble because she’d be constantly too close to her opponent to use straw doll and instead uses up her nails defending herself. But if she turned medium-long range and practiced Straw Doll at a distance, she could be deadly!

It’s easier to damage an opponent than knock them out, so if, say, Megumi used Divine Dogs to tear out hair or claw off skin from the opponent, the skikigami could send the part to a hidden Nobara who would then be able to hit vital body parts to either kill the curse outright or debilitate it enough for herself or team members to finish it off.

Straw Doll and Nobara seriously never got to show full potential 😭

curse you Gege for kicking out not only one of the main three first years, but one of the few women in the show as well *shakes fist like old man* /joke

No but seriously I could probably write an entire feminist theory essay on the ratio of women to men in JJK and their strength differences as well, it’s sad but common in Anime/Manga 😔

Not that I would ever write essays in my free time but also chalking it up to subconscious thought is like chalking up the color of curtains in a Shakespeare book to “maybe he liked blue curtains”.

AND my girl barely got any screen time in Modulo as well as far as I’ve heard :( she deserves better and would probably be able to snap Yuji out of his depression if she was around him more though I understand she’s older now

But also she’s aged wonderfully in Modulo and I love her eternally and loyally :))

No. 1 Nobara Kugisaki lover is here

🦌 anon

God DAMN that is a lot but you’re right tbh. The ratio of Women to Men in JJK leaves a lot to be desired but again - like you said - it is unfortunately just a marker in manga and anime.

I’d argue that maybe one of the most important women in JJK was Yuki and that’s just because it spurred on Geto which in turn dominoed the main conflicts - and even then she didn’t mean it.

Idk the JJK women could’ve been treated much better than they were - I often mourn what could’ve been if Gege got the creative control they wanted and made the horror manga they wanted 🫩

Now, I have to become an artist for this one-

-🦝anon

Real… hng love my friends who let me go on unhinged rants about my babies and how much they need to be on the big screen one day istg-

Ijichi JJK deserves a large muscular partner who is the exact opposite to him in terms of personality - the most optimistic, bouncy and bright thembo you’ve ever met - and they hate work culture and want to party all the time (they can still get a job done)

But they respect and support Ijichi’s wishes and want his comfort over all. They WILL try to fight Gojo over Ijichi they WILL lose but Ijichi will be damned because that was the hottest thing anyone’s ever done for him.

Anyway I wanna give Ijichi a kiss on the lips and then make it so he can’t go into work for a week for various reasons :3

I watched the first episode of Shiboyugi or whatever it’s called and I genuinely wasn’t mentally prepared 😭😭

It was so fucking scarring I can’t stop thinking about it. I got so used to slice of life anime like Windbreaker and OHSHC and Romantic Killer. I watched Psych and Monk so I thought I could see if I liked it but I couldn’t make it through the first episode.

😭😭im scarred mentally Crow what do i do to get over this otherwise it’s gonna show up in my nightmares (genuine question)

I’m never watching horror ever again. Never. I’m sticking with my silly little romance and fantasy anime’s. (JJK doesn’t count SHUSH it didn’t mentally scar me like the screams in Shiboyugi did)

🦌 anon

HUH?? What anime is that explain to me in stupid baby terms I’m confused also how I deal w nightmares is sleep in a place w a TV and have the TV on for a few nights, idk it helps me 😭

Genuinely I’m curious now what anime is that what happens in the first episode-

JJK bring back Ijichi. Ok thank you

And cowboys or creators characters. Cowboys Readers and Creators Readers are the bests, I need them.

-🦝anon

I read cowboy and immediately thought of Yellow from Deltarune chap 5. Mmmmmmm Yellow hng

Now but again ur so real dude lemme selfcest in peace

Like wdym I can't have Yuu from the game TWST bc in the game they are a version of us in a way ? Wdym I can't have that Reader bc they're another version of us ?? WHERE'S Y'ALL FUN AT ???

I always feels so judge when I say things like that... like I swear selfcest is not that weird.

-🦝anon

It’s really not 💔 self love is awesome and true and cool and true and only the pure of heart understand it trust fr fr

Me w the Obey Me protag. Or just sassy protags in general I want the sassy protags dude

That's why I'm always sad when people doesn't write [a type of Reader] x Reader or [unamed character/character that is supposed to be us that we don't see] x Reader; like people I swear selfcest if written good is the best thing you'll find.

-🦝anon

LITERALLY. LET ME FUCK ME ITS NOT THAT HARD GUYS.

I’m sorry i genuinely think about this so often. If I was like…. Isekaied into a Otome of smth I’d probably cry because my first thought would be “I can’t have the protagonist anymore… what’s the point ☹️”

Ten feet twenty the flower man……

And who said self-cest is bad ? It's important to love yourself after all...

Look at the Undertale AU, everyone ships at least 2 Sans different together, so what if we ship a Creator!Reader with a regular/normal guy!Reader ? After all, who can love you more than yourself ?

Ik I can come talk when I want to, and I will, but before I just want to say that when school will start again I will be inactive a lot, I want to become a doctor (a urgentiste (ER in english I think)) and even if I'm not in med school (for now, I hope I'll be), I hope I will and succeed the first time/try, but that means working, learning/mesmorize my lessons... 😭 and it's 10 years of study (maybe more) 😭

So yeah, sometimes I'll pop up, sometimes I'll disappear without warning, and y'all know why.

-🦝anon

Ohhh ok lmao GOOD LUCKKKK im rooting for you don’t forget that ♥️ you ever need a place to rant im here big dude ok?

Also yyeahhhhh I was there in the hay days of Undertale. I was there when all the Sans’s were basically in the biggest poly ever heh heh heh & ur so real about selfcest omg guh. Very much so one of the best ones methinks

Do you remember that Creator x Reader ask ? Yeah ? Think it was me- bc I have the unfortunate habit to fall for Readers or their conception, and Creator Reader was part them...

No regret tho, loved the relationship, you're gonna see me again in that inbox when you open them again for a Creator x Reader if you still write for genshin, and even then, it can be in another fandom- idc as long as it's the Creator of the world it take place in (wait, there potential for a serie with Reader travelling between worlds his/their lover created and the Creator, depending on how Reader is treated, help/favor the world or not).

Also, I have seen your post about not really caring about genshin anymore, feeling force and all- and I can just relate. Honestly, I stopped playing and deleted it, and I felt guilty bc of how long I was playing and bc I had spent money on it. But at the end, I was just forcing myself to play, I didn't like where the story was going, so I just stopped, even if sometimes I watch videos of the new lore, bc I want to know how it will end.

Sometimes, there's phase I will re-read/read fics of the fandom bc some have potential or good ideas (like the SAGAU, It was the first time I saw an AU like that in a fandom).

Anyways, whatever fandom you choose to write for later, know that I will read it. I won't be the most active when I will have school, but I will always try to read it (maybe you'll even make me discover some fandoms- 50% of the fandoms I'm in/was in, I discovered it through fanfics).

Ayez tous une bonne journée, ou soirée.

-🦝anon

Oouuu firstly haiii Raccoon I’ve missed you :(

And yeah, my love for Genshin has…. Definitely wained but I get it creator x reader is real as fuck (I mentally count it as selfcest but we. Will ignore that)

And beyond requests, ur always welcome to just come and talk, alright?

Actively sitting here scrolling instead of doing anything productive someone kick my ads (ik it’s 2:47 in the morning s. Shut up-)

No it was actually pretty hot ngl. We had like two days of rain and then one day that was cool & we were there for like a week and no I don’t think I mentioned it dw lol

Honestly. I just. I wanna. I wanna work in one lemme be cute & lemme be fawned over highkey 🙂‍↕️

Also the dresses were cute honestly

Anyway how was your trip to japan!!!!! Psst tell me tell me where did you go

Honestly. Funny as hell ngl I’m not even upset 😭

It. Was GREAT. I went up in the Sky Tree and I saw Mt. Fuji (my mom abandoned me & my cousin on Mt. Fuji/hj) and I had good Ramen. I went to a Maid Cafe and I. Lowkey wanna work in a Maid Cafe but I’ll decipher that later-

It was all and all really fun though!! Every one was nice and I got a lot and I mean a LOT of Kirby merch and even went to the cafe because I love that series and ouughh. I need to go back. I even got a friend there that I need to bug eventually so I can learn more 🥹

I also deadass brought home Ramen because that shit was amazing. Like the best. It was beautiful. I truly understood what it meant to be a 50-smth year old man at 2am who just wanted an ice cold beer and a nice bowl of ramen after work it was wonderful.