In the chair of our Lord, Shrek

What exactly am I supposed to do? Be horny and stupid for the rest of my life?

Turns out yes.

if you look past her oddly specific tumblr posts and foreboding demeanor she’s actually pretty sexy

video description: a person's hand places a purple yam on a cat dish in the foreground. With an urgent meow, a brown tabby cat runs up to the dish and takes a big bite of the yam, munching it voraciously with loud growly "yum yum yum" noises.

UNMUTE!!

For those who don’t know: the restored edition was done through a fan project that took years and was recently completed. Before that, this movie was only able to be watched through a VHS rip, and would likely had never been restored otherwise. The footage I used for these gifs was from an earlier version of that project, but the final version of the restored edition has been uploaded to YouTube with subtitles, as well as the Internet Archive. Both have links for downloading the movie and supporting the people who restored it. You can read about this movie’s history on this Wikipedia page.

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

EDGE magazine covers are insanely good you guys

But when will we cum?!?

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

This is the worst addition to this post

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

anyone in this thread smoke weed

$44.99

This is what I have in mind when I refer to Industrial Music.