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Desolate Oath is a Baldur's Gate 3 - Dark Urge fan fiction.
Focused on Wrong Truths and Relentless Dread.
The story of a man who's 100% fine and has everything under control. :)
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/68420666
Desolate Oath is a Baldur's Gate 3 - Dark Urge fan fiction.
Focused on Wrong Truths and Relentless Dread.
The story of a man who's 100% fine and has everything under control. :)

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Moving D’Oath content to my main @blackwelliath
Come find me there if you want to keep up with updates, abridged chapters, and general chaos. 🖤
Hugs and kisses may the dark lord bless you.
Who does your Durge trust most not to abandon them if the truth comes out?
Even on my worst days I enjoy this flashmob - @optimisticgrey's ideas never disappoint.
The answer is: Astarion. And Ethery is not wrong.
In the growing light of dawn, what remained of Quil looked like something dragged straight out of the Hells. Whatever scraps of sanity Ethery had left congratulated themselves on her choice. Astarion really was the only one in camp she could have brought here and still expected a useful reaction - before someone sent her to the Fugue Plane straight after the bard. “Oh,” Astarion said lightly, as if he’d spotted a crushed cockroach. “Oh my. That’s… impressive. Clean work. Efficient. Stylish, even. If I’d known you for a couple of days less, I might’ve assumed you did this perfectly sober.” Despite everything, Ethery’s eyes widened, which only made her head throb harder. “You… you actually believe me?” she forced out. “That I don’t remember any of it? That I didn’t mean to…didn’t want to kill her?” “Of course I do,” the vampire replied in the same careless tone. “You, my dear, kill only goblins while fully conscious. Druids, at most, and even then, only verbally. And while I cherish your imaginative cruelty of speech, I’m not foolish enough to doubt you. You slaughtering that poor, clueless fool while in your right mind? Now? No. Perhaps after a week of her testing your patience, and even then, I’d wager against it.” He looked at Ethery with something very close to pity. “All right. Flattery later. What’s next? Want me to help you hide the body?” “Don’t,” Ethery said shortly, keeping her eyes fixed away from Quil’s remains. “Leave it exactly like this. I'm turning myself in. Let them see everything exactly as it is before they decide what to do with me. If I can do this in my sleep, I might be a danger to all of you.” Astarion’s expression shifted. He went still and silent. “If anyone here has ever been a danger to the group,” he said at last, quietly, “it’s me. Yet here I am, no stake through my heart. And who spoke up for me? You. The very person I tried to drain. While fully conscious, no less.” A faint, crooked smile touched his lips. “So I suppose this is my chance to settle the debt. Not that my standing among this respectable assembly is stellar, but yours is about to plummet just as spectacularly.”
No one.
Why does he look so happy about it? Cheeky bugger lol
Cheeky indeed. Is he the villain? Is he? ...surely the answer is no...
Desolate Oath: Abridged
Chapter 2
Scene 1
When falling from a moving spaceship, how does one wake up inside the wreckage? Only Ao knows, and he doesn't give a shit.
Baby boy is too gobsmacked that he survived to bother questioning the logistics.
He decides to pet corpses for comfort. It works. :)
Our hero finds Shart among the detritus and considers making her his new emotional support corpse. He blames the compulsion on his cunty hand and wakes her up instead.
Underling #1 acquired.
Scene 2
Memory Loss Bonding™
Scene 3
Two of the worst people in Faerûn have a romantic meet cute. Astarion tries to cut Vash's throat. They do a lil Vulcan brain meld. They traumatize each other with their own thoughts.
Astarion apologizes, Vash accepts the apology by trying to crater his face with a headbutt.
They are now "best friends."
Astarion proceeds to talk at him for the next 45 minutes while Vash fantasizes about his decomposing body. Only getting pulled out of his daydreaming when Astarion mentions he is a magistrate. Asset located.
Underling #2 acquired.
Scene 4
An illithid hijacks their brains to try to get one of them to free it from the debris that has it pinned.
The illithid has made a grave mistake. It has recruited a man whose primary method of problem solving is murder.
Vash has a That's So Raven flash. He is a General astride a majestic stead worthy of his butt cheeks. A battle rages in the distance. A woman cries for help, pinned beneath her dying horse. One of his soldiers.
Vash approaches the trapped soldier.
IRL it slowly dawns on the illithid that Vash has decided death is the answer. It tries to get Shadowheart and Astarion to stop him, but they both have a strength of 8, and Vash murder kills the illithid mid hallucination.
Well done, team.
Scene 5
Vash ignores a direct order from his God and saves a wizard from a howling death hole with the power of bondage.
Underling #3 acquired.
Scene 6
Our hero finds a couple of tiefling scouts who have trapped Lae'zel in a dangling stick cage.
Lae'zel has very many expletives about it all.
Vash removes the tiefling scouts with intense eye contact and bad vibes.
He cuts Lae'zel free and they immediately start bickering.
They're probably going to fuck later.
Underling #4 acquired.

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How did your Durge emotionally process their first loss of control?
DurgeQotD will move to @durgeappreciation on first of May!
Answers will be reblogged from there
Step 1. Quietly fall to your knees, striking your head several times until your hand goes numb.
Step 2. Beg Withers to bring her back. When he denies your very reasonable request, fantasize about dismembering him.
Step 3. Dismember Alfira instead. Sink her in the river. Pocket one of the bells from her collar.
Listen to frogs singing along the river bank.
Watch the sun come up.
Pat yourself on the back for handling it.
No one will suspect a thing.
hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"
We read wanting a specific experience. If the story you're reading doesn't serve you, then you have every right to put it down.
Not every story will suit every reader.
I personally prefer first person because it's anchored. Third person gives me vertigo.
Desolate Oath: Abridged
Chapter 1 [Allegedly]
Scene 1
Our hero wakes up like a beat poet spouting prose in a capsule that is far too small for his big muscly man body. He instantly becomes melodramatic about not being able to curl up in a ball and die. His melodrama makes his brain worm open the capsule, because he was becoming insufferable. He collapses onto the ground like a fainting Victorian woman.
Scene 2
"Slowly, I rise."
He has become Jesus. Keeping on theme, he quickly finds out he's in hell. He finds a couple of USB sticks with insane transfer speeds and downloads information about Goblins and Illithids, like Neo from The Matrix, who is also Jesus. With guns. He reasons that the next logical step is to take control of everything immediately.
Scene 3
Sees a twitching corpse mid-vivisection and asks why his brain is friend shaped. 40 minutes after waking up from a coma, with no memories, and barely any motor skills, he improvises brain surgery and succeeds spectacularly. The brain's name is Us. Us becomes his best friend. Us is also a map.
Scene 4
Finds Lae'zel. Football tackles her into oblivion. Nearly gets yeeted into the flaming lakes of Avernus. Promises a very inconvenient haunting if Lae'zel doesn't take Us from him so he can climb to safety. Lae'zel takes Us from him and for some reason doesn't pitch it straight into a volcano. Introductions. Alliance. Our hero thinks his name is Vash Neel. Commits to the bit.
Scene 5
Us has skin paws and slaps infernal imps with a gelatinous fury. That's all that matters.
Scene 6
A woman is trapped in a pod. Our hero looks at her and feels mildly claustrophobic. Runs away. Vash rummages through trunks of old clothes and conveniently finds pants and a tunic the fit his enormous muscled body. He strips nekked and puts on clean clothes. Like throwing fresh bedsheets over a mattress with bed bugs. Or like a cursed Sailor Moon transformation with fleas. Lae'zel pretends not to be into it. She isn't. She calls Vash an animal. She's not wrong. Vash finds his cloak – huffs it and smells eau de road dust and gore. Pulls his greatsword from a toy box and holds it aloft. The light of Lathander bathes him and he is blessed with the revelation that he's a holy paladin. Kidding. He remembers because it smells like linseed oil. He then shoves Lae'zel out of the way for no reason and runs to see if the screaming woman is worth rescuing.
Scene 7
She is. He does.
Scene 8
Fight Scene™ Vash is about to get pork stomped by a hellsboar. He begs his forgotten God for power. The God drains him, swaps the filter, and fills him with fresh Rotella 15W-40. Our hero is flooded with pure, unadulterated murder. The pork stompee becomes the pork stomper. The hellsboar is deleted. Vash coordinates with Shadowheart to play man-in-the middle with a high ranking cambion commander and his flaming hell sword. Vash tosses the sword to Lae'zel, while a mind flayer tries to short circuit the cambion's grey matter. Vash makes it to the helm while everyone is busy behind him, doing convenient background character work. He blinks them back to Faerûn somehow and then tries to steer the ship into a safe landing. He's done it. He's commandeered the ship. Just like he...
...nope, he just slipped out of a crack in the hull like an idiot and is plummeting to his death. Mid-freefall he begins reflecting on how absurd his afternoon has been.
What a pickle.
Aha. :D

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This is correct. <3
Love Gale's reactions to what should be horrific and life altering events when interacting with the Dark Urge
"I know what it is to have a closer connection than most with the gods. But with Bhaal....that's not a bond Iike to be bound with."
Gale's stacked goshes are a thing to behold.
What was your Durge's first coherent thought after waking on the nautiloid?
Thank you @optimisticgrey 🖤 for @durgeappreciation (I think I’ve accumulated enough durge shots to join in).
Nothing philosophical or deep. After the usual confusion about where she was, her first thought was to find something to replace the bandages Alste woke up in after Kressa’s torture. And something that felt like a familiar sharp blade, the kind her hand had missed so much.
... I need to commandeer this ship.
Vash: This could be us. :3 Gale: ...you forced me to mercy kill an innocent man. Vash: That was pretty hot. Gale: The building was on fire.
Ref. Chapter 27
Chapter 33 Preview
Gale - *shoves Vash* Vash - :| Gale - *shoves Vash again* Vash - >:(

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What physical sensation accompanies the Urge for your Durge/OC? Nauseau? Fear? Excitement?
answers will be reblogged from @durgeappreciation
Adjust reading glasses. Clears throat.
"Insolent Cunt."
Ref: Chapter 2
Desolate Oath - Direct Quote
I check his pulse and then drop his hand.
How does one check if a dead man is alive?
"Hey." I nudge him.
Ref: Chapter 32