cafe minsk pinsk in smolensk

everything dies baby that's a fact

talking about a movie with someone who also hated it: yeah man that shit fucking blows, you'd have to be lesser than a dog to enjoy it

DO YOU THINK I AM AN AUTOMATON?—A MACHINE WITHOUT FEELINGS? AND CAN BEAR TO HAVE MY MORSEL OF BREAD SNATCHED FROM MY LIPS, AND MY DROP OF LIVING WATER DASHED FROM MY CUP? DO YOU THINK BECAUSE I AM POOR, OBSCURE, PLAIN, AND LITTLE, I AM SOULLESS AND HEARTLESS?—YOU THINK WRONG!—I HAVE AS MUCH SOUL AS YOU,—AND FULL AS MUCH HEART! AND IF GOD HAD GIFTED ME WITH SOME BEAUTY AND MUCH WEALTH, I SHOULD HAVE MADE IT AS HARD FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME, AS IT IS NOW FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU. I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU NOW THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF CUSTOM, CONVENTIONALITIES, NOR EVEN OF MORTAL FLESH:—IT IS MY SPIRIT THAT ADDRESSES YOUR SPIRIT; JUST AS IF BOTH HAD PASSED THROUGH THE GRAVE, AND WE STOOD AT GOD’S FEET, EQUAL—AS WE ARE!

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

"We all love a good chocolate fountain, but would this bird agree?"

"Roses are red, but what about a Children's Hospital?"

What do you do when a printer doesn't work