oh look! trash!

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

on your what

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

certified iconic post

the second radish is 29 feet away

World Heritage Post

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

World Heritage Post

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

This post has 2 sets of Bread.

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

have stretch marks on one boob... huh

Thats your evil boob

common misconception! in fact it's the boob without stretch marks thats the evil boob

learning many things today

I love this illustration of Yue so much. She looks so young, yet so resigned to her fate. She's practically drowning in that giant parka.

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence