Sid's NSFWish Blog

black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico)

i feel lonely, i need new people in my life

yeah again

i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

every evening I see a cool bug in the bathroom and every morning the bug is mysteriously missing and the fat fucking bathroom spider is somehow even fatter

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post