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remanedurart

how to draw kobolds

1.) draw dragon

2.)

remanedurart

3.)

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yourplayersaidwhat

*Players find out that a character who once derailed the whole campaign has resurfaced, but is now imprisoned in a jewel.*

Wizard: I would like to crush it.

DM: What’s your alignment?

Wizard: Neutral Holds-A-Grudge.

jncos

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

woodrider

Billy Joel - Piano Man

good-good-mcelboys

This is how Julia and Magnus Burnsides met and nothing will convince me otherwise

mystery-moose

(the source is a Disney animated short film from 2000 about John Henry, in case anyone was wondering)

discreet45

fiztheancient

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

jerkstorecalling

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

toolusingmammalgirl

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

sm1j-deactivated20260310

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

quackatomic

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

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unstableidentity-archive

my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

motorcyclegirlfriends

me: *flipping through the manual* there there?

my friend: *cries harder*

me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words

bairnsidhe

Here you go, all the Comfort Words

poeproductions

SOME REGAL, LUXURIOUS BEANS, FOR ALL YOUR FANCY NEEDS! ✨💖

caitcorrain

You don’t know true fear until you’ve sewn over a pin and the tip of the needle has broken off and launched itself directly at your face.

inkwellsandmagicspells

I’m not sure I want to get acquainted with my sewing machine anymore.

caitcorrain

Just don’t sew over pins and you’re golden!

welele

adz

honestly same

memewhore

Why wouldn’t you tho?

loosinmynoodles

pure goodness

surprisebitch

free carwash

wuhdfursuits

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While we’re talking about gold, this pair is so sweet I had to post a video! If this pair was a drink, I think they’d taste like a caramel mocha with a hint of lavender…😋✨ I think I’m hungry?? 😂 💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜 #fursuit #furryfandom #handpaws #paws

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swollennugs

FUCK

acerotiburon

Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

vixiearts

Rendering fur 🎨 Crop of a bigger painting I’m working on from time to time. 😊 Thanks for looking! 💜 #art #artwork #artstagram #arty #vixiearts #draw #draws #drawing #illustration #2d #digitalart #wolf #madewithwacom #photoshop

ampervadasz

catsbeaversandducks

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

theskoomacat

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.

barkycatbros

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

disgustinganimals

less than 1 horse power tho

stuffmikeclicked

1 catpower

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I got LadyNightosphere for the February round of Weasyl's Conbadge Exchange :D

#fur #furry #furry art #anthro #ladynightosphere #sugar hedgehog #hedgehog #conbadge #rowdymonster #RowdyArt

moghedien

Me at a new Dungeons and Dragons game

DM: Please describe your new character

Me: ok cool *literally just says the lyrics of Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake*

moghedien

needless to say, I’ve been thinking about this all day and have over analyzed this to try to determine exactly what this character would be. So class:

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what’s best

Its clear from these lines that she has high intelligence and wisdom. Intelligence is emphasized with the lines “ She is fast and thorough/And sharp as a tack” and considering she is fast she likely has high dexterity.

So this is a Dex/Wisdom/Intelligence build which makes me think that she is a ranger. She may, however be using a dueling fighting style instead of archery, since later lines say she “uses a machete” so she clearly has still with one-handed weaponry.

Her alignment is suggested in two instances. One being “With fingernails that shine like justice.” Though this doesn’t necessarily mean she idealizes justice, this can be implied. So she is on the good end of the good/evil spectrum, and because she “uses a machete to cut through red tape” she clearly is not lawful. She does not get bogged down with bureaucracy but cuts through it. There is not other indications that she chaotic, so I am inclined to call her neutral, making her neutral good.

Her race is harder to pin down, but given that she was “eyes that burn like cigarettes,” that may suggest that she was red or orange eyes. This means Drow or Tiefling. Now, given that she also has, “shoes that cut” this could suggest that she has sharp hooves, meaning Tiefling. I would also point out that she changes her name from Kitty to Karen, and Tiefling are known for taking on new names.

So TL:DR, the girl with a short skirt and long jacket is a neutral good tiefling ranger named Karen who specializes in a dueling fighting style

nudityandnerdery

This is the best D&D-related post I’ve seen in months, fantastic work.

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