That was pretty fucking ninja

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

offseason t-shirt that says "I MISS MY TERRIBLE SPORTS TEAM"

learning lots about the terrible NHL teams via this post but I need everyone to refocus on women's sports here

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

mary oliver already said everything

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...