The Tumbls

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

I love him

DRESSAGE

whunt L’FUCKE have u done of mine PAWSE

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Oh wow. That’s…

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

They need to make 😔 this emoji with 🤠this hat

when they say yeehaw but don’t ask haw yee

An unbelievable power play

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect