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I've now seen two different deltarune theory videos that describe gaster's theme as having an interval of seven semitones and then pointing out other music that uses that same interval to assess how likely it is that it's a deliberate reference to gaster's theme but without at any point clarifying that an interval of seven semitones is more commonly known as a "perfect fifth" and is actually the second most universal interval in all of music after the octave and it's actually harder to find music that doesn't contain any perfect fifths than music that does

it's such an irresponsible writing decision you know. perfect fifths are one of the first things you learn about if you study music theory for any amount of time. referring to it by the width of the interval in half steps instead of by its more common name makes it sound more mysterious and special than it actually is. it's leading an audience who doesn't know anything about music theory except a vague understanding of the word "leitmotif" to think "yeah, why would both of these tracks have a melody with two consecutive notes separated by exactly seven semitones if one isn't meant to be a reference to the other?" even though that question has a really obvious answer that anyone who knows anything about music theory should be able to explain

calling perfect fifths a motif is like calling "uses words with the letter 'e' in them" a typing quirk

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

my apolitical border patrol game's "craniometric measurement" minigame you HAVE to do to figure out if someone is a terrorist demon is garnering a lot of criticisms already answered by the "apolitical border patrol game" part and i really feel like theyre focusing too much on the craniometric measuring minigame and not all the time i spent coding the minigame where your commanding officer gives you a "foot-job" (cause this is a freaky game!) and asks you to put your genetically pure babies in her for the glory of the state. i didnt even use ai im ANTI AI i hired an artist why is everyone made at me???? did you want it to be more solarpunk????

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

Once again just reconfirming my theory that tumblr users still believes in degenerate media but has just gotten orientalist with it.

im genuinely confused. What is the punchline supposed to be? What does being "racist and constantly masturbating" have to do with this particular show?

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed