ICE ROAD FUCKERS

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

there are people out there whose entire job is to make sure their factory's bagel slicer perfectly divides every bagel into one brick that barely fits in the toaster and one sliver so thin it's almost transparent

whether someone uses stalinist as a pejorative or as a badge of notoriety it is seemingly inevitable that they eventually apply the label to a political line that was in fact most prominently voiced by trotsky

its actually very funny to me that lynchs work has this reputation of being very weird and confusing and opaque and so when you watch it you kinda go in expecting to have to sus out a lot of subtle metaphor and symbolism and like certainly its got its fair share but mostly the thing people find so weird about it i think is that he creates these story worlds where the rules of reality are bent to allow for as much literal communication as possible. so much of his work is just characters telling you whats going on and what it means to them so bluntly that it like loops and sounds completely bizarre, like listening to someone describe a dream they had with perfect recall and clarity. it rules. i love being autistic actually.

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

parents are so fucking entitled

parents will throw a fucking tantrum about how you have to respect their views while having disrespected you your entire life for no reason other than believing they had the right to control you

Parents will get mad at you for trying to kill yourself

parents get mad at you for trying to kill yourself not because they care but because it makes them look bad