Your humble hostess is a total lez

arent L + ratio those guys from death note

vvitch better have my money

payeth me what thee owe me

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

reblogging to live deliciously

it’s all bout being a sexy girl and a weird dude @ the same time

still can’t believe that in 1994 there was a movie where tom cruise and brad pitt were a gay couple constantly on the verge of divorce and cruise decides that adopting a child will save their marriage so they raise kirsten dunst together until she sets cruise on fire so they separate and she and pitt travel europe for a while before her death and then pitt and cruise both separately complain about their marriage to a journalist played by christian slater like he’s their therapist and it was one of the highest grossing films of that year

If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

if a hot bi girl wanted to make me worse i would let her

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

girls night, girls night! we’re bedazzling our machetes

if it were me I would've simply let my hot best friend who I had slight romantic feelings for murder and devour any boy she needed to so she could stay hot and powerful. rip to needy but I'm different.