interesting

wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece

if you have a mental illness you know exactly what’s behind that door

that took a sharp left

remember being 14 years old and having to write essays on abstract nouns like success or nostalgia or whatever and starting each and every one of those essays with “The dictionary defines [word] as [exact definition verbatim in italics]. This is true, but not quite” like youre some sexy turtlenecked intellectual who can barely see their laptop screen for all the cigar smoke in the room

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

karamo always manages to identify and gently talk about someone’s insecurities within like… 10 minutes of knowing them. the POWER…….

really makes u think…

makes me think he could just walk around the pipes and goombas but loves the thrill of the kill

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

good morning everyone have a wonderful day today

This sounds sinister and threatening

then have a horrible day bitch damn

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

@podencos

black phillip off his shits