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That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

This is probably dumb but i am running low on options. Long story short, my wife and I are a month behind on rent and I'm reaching out to see if anyone is able to help at all. Rent is due this Friday (9/10) and i owe a total of $1300 and I'll only be able to pay about $600. Anything helps and any questions feel free to ask me.

usually i dont learn anything new during our math lessons bc kindergarten but one time we put on this shapes video & it started off with like regular ass shapes but then it just kept going into shapes with more & more sides & the kids went fucking nuts. the lady would be like “this is a hendecagon” & theyd all start fucking screaming & cheering in delighted bewilderment that only intensified with each new shape & all us adults in the room who also dont know these shapes were sitting there like

High int and low wis

me: *sees the number 69*

So I’m helping a friend of mine find a staff design for his oc cause comission work I’m doing and when I’m stumped, I turn to neopets to get a sort of idea of what we need because of the sheer diversity of the items they have. So I’m scrolling thru the database, showing him stuff, staffs and weapons and stuff and getting some nods here and there, playing ‘hot n cold’ as I try to get an idea of what he wants me to draw. And I find ‘The Moar Blade’