Dumpster Fire

I want short hair i want long hair i want pink hair i want a buzz cut i want a 2007 emo fringe i want purple hair i want the longest hair possible i want

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

I love the idea that when you draw a pentagram Hell gets an @everyone discord ping

we dont need psychiatrists psychiatrists need us

me unionizing the waiting room

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

Wait but pissvortex is a popular tumblr blogger. Why are they bitching about us saying shit about twitter

Class traitor

Two faced vortex more like it

Shadowgast is fun because its a twist on the no-braincells kind of pairing dynamic. oh, they have braincells around each other. they have many braincells. too many braincells. Essek and Caleb overclock braincells around each other so much that everything else sparks out like a cell phone in the microwave.

3. Recycling

Hey fellow owners of college degrees that turned out to be useless; I’ve got a career plan for us

those who DO learn history are still doomed to repeat it

I don't care about hot girl summer, but everyone better fucking be vaccinated by Halloween, feel me?

i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap