Nepo-Nikamma Naoya Zenin & Toji's mid-life wedding proposals
Or what if Toji was from Rajasthan & a good dad?
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There was no air conditioning in the Zenin ancestral haveli.
Just ceiling fans that creaked like unpaid interns and the lingering smell of itti incense tryingâand failingâto cover three generations of suppressed caste guilt and child-marriages.
Toji stood near the old jharokha like a bouncer at an Indian weddingâarms folded, gym t-shirt soaked in regret. Biceps pumped. Brain buffering. Calculating how many minutes he could last in this mausoleum of male ego before pretending to get an urgent call from âthe warehouseâ and dipping.
Across from him sat Naobito Zeninâkurta stiff, spine stiffer. Anger simmering just beneath a turmeric-stained Rajput mustache. The kind of man who still believed in âizzatâ over ROI and thought Google Sheets was âwestern propaganda.â
Next to him sat Naoya. White-on-white kurta-pajama, loafers with no socks, chewing Mentos like it was Adderall. iPhone lock screen was a quote in cursive:Â âHustle is my love language.â
âToji beta,â Naobito began, in the oily tone of Indian uncles about to sell you a pyramid scheme, âyeh ladka bigad gaya hai.â
Toji sipped his chai. Steel tumbler. Pinky out. âAapko ab samajh aaya?â
âZindagi mein ek bhi kaam theek se nahi kiya has isne,â Naobito snapped, slapping Naoyaâs arm lightly. âSirf reels banata hai, angel round pe angel round udaata hai. Aur coffee startup mein âš40 crore jala chuka hai!â
Naoya blinked. âI have vision, Dad.â
âYou have brain damage,â Megumi, standing awkwardly by a pillar like a fresher forced into a family drama, muttered.
âToh,â Naobito leaned forward now, voice low, like this was a real estate mafia meeting, âtum training le lo. Do mahine. Tere saath warehouse ghoomega. Toh discipline seekhega.â
Toji raised a brow. âMai koi IIM nahi chalata hoon, bade bhaiya. Aur internship toh paid hoti hai. Yeh toh mere mental health ka surcharge ban jayega.â
Naoya scoffed. âMental health? Aap toh dumbbell ke alawa kuch nahi uthate.â
Toji grinned, slow. âAur tu sirf investor ke paise uthaata hai.â
âBetaââ Naobito started.
Toji stood, muscles tense, voice flat. âDekhiye, mujhe bhi toh nikaala tha, yaad hai? Kyunki main âunfavored baap ki auladâ tha. âCorporate etiquetteâ nahi tha. Na Angrezi accent, na whiskey-swirl networking. Par main padha-likha tha. Aur maine ground-up infrastructure khada kiya, supply chains optimize ki, aur pan-India delivery standards fix kiye.â
He pointed at Naoya. âIsne kya kiya? Logo copy kara, âš2 crore ke deck mein Helvetica daala aur investors ko bola, âWeâre the Starbucks of Bharat.ââ
Naoya glared. âItâs brand poetry.â
Toji cracked his neck. âItâs bakchodi.â
Megumi was trying very hard to control his facial expressions.
Naobito slammed a hand on the antique table. âMain isko ghar aur jaydaad dono se nikaal doonga!â
Toji tilted his head, predator calm. âNikaal do. Jaise mujhe nikaala tha.â
Naoyaâs unrepentant smile faltered.
Naobito froze. Something in his old spine crackedâmaybe regret, maybe just arthritis.
Silence stretched. A fan groaned above. Outside, a pigeon made a sound like âchhi.â
Then Toji sat again. Calmly picked up a mirchi pakoda. Ate it like vengeance.
âEk condition,â he said. âMain isko jaisa hoon, waisa hi train karunga. No filters. No âcorporate mentorshipâ. Aur agar beech mein bhaag gaya toh⌠investor deck mein disclaimer likh dena: âFounder was a liability.ââ
Toji raised a finger. âAur agar mujhe kisi din Uncle ji bola office me... toh terrace se fenk dunga.â
Naobito sighed like an old man whoâd just accepted that his legacy now ran on Google Calendar.
âChalega,â he muttered.
Toji pulled out his phone. Texted Sukuna:
Chhota Zenin aa raha hai. HR ko bol CPR ready rakhe.
Naoya looked between them. âSo when do I start?â
Toji smirked. âKal subah. Paanch baje. Lajpat Nagar warehouse.â
He paused. âJo late aaya usko main aise tight slap maarungaâlegacy lineage sab bhool jaoge.â
Megumi, whoâd stayed silent until now, finally spoke up. âWait. Why are we here again?â
Toji looked at him, tone changing. Softer. Quieter. âBecause this property used to be mine. And Iâm making sure it goes to you now.â
Megumi frowned. âI donât even want itââ
âExactly,â Toji said. âYouâre an IIT backend engineer with a MacBook and morality. Thatâs why Iâm doing this. So that if another COVID comes, and I die in some Bikaner Express gym or whateverââ
ââyouâre not unemployed AND HOMELESS.â
Megumi sighed. âI live in a studio flat. With a functioning AC. Unlike this place.â
Naoya sneered, âWow. Youâre like, middle class?â
Toji snapped. âAur tu toh IQ class dropout hai, bhen ke taakeââ
Naobito cut in, exhausted. âBas karo. Dono.â
âToh likhwa do,â Toji said. âMegumi ke naam property transfer. Naoya intern. Simple.â
âDone,â Naobito grumbled, rubbing his forehead.
Toji grinned. âKarma's a bitch, bade bhaiya. And so is Lajpatâs 5 AM warehouse shift.â
They had just wrapped up the property transfer paperwork in the Haveliâs side office, which still had Windows XP, a stack of red files no one had touched since GST was implemented, and one haunting calendar from 2014 featuring a Jain temple and a motivational quote:
âTime is precious. Donât waste it unmarried.â
Toji stretched his back, annoyed. Megumi was standing next to him, holding his Aadhar card, looking like a traumatised intern who came to help his dad sign forms and instead became the lead in a generational curse.
Naobito, now mildly redeemed after signing over ancestral land to a 22-year-old backend engineer who wore Gojoâs borrowed LVs, dabbed his forehead with a handkerchief and called out, âChampa, paani laa.â
Thatâs when the rishta talk began.
âSo... Toji beta,â Naobito said casually. Too casually. The kind of casual where you just know betrayal is coming. âAb toh sab set hai. Property bhi transfer ho gaya. Business bhi chal raha hai... shaadi ka kya socha?â
Toji blinked. âExcuse me?â
Naoya, from behind a pillar, smirked. âHeâs like fifty, Dad. Youâre so late.â
âIâm thirty-nine,â Toji growled.
Naobito leaned back in his chair like a saas watching Balika Vadhu. âWahi toh. In Rajasthani years, thatâs like fossil level. Youâre practically expired.â
Toji squinted. âI bench 240 and can squat your net worth. Donât push it.â
âDekho,â Naobito continued, now opening a velvet file, âmere paas kuch achhe proposals aaye hain. Ek hai Bhansali saab ki betiâgayi thi IIM Lucknow. Ghar ka kaam bhi karti hai aur German Shepherds ke shelter chalati hai.â
Megumi looked up from his phone, alarmed. âWait. Shelter?â
Naobito beamed. âHaan. She loves dogs.â
Toji deadpanned, âThatâs a red flag. They always love dogs. Until they meet me.â
Naoya fake-coughed. âToo much protein, not enough serotonin.â
Ignoring him, Naobito continued, like this was an MTV Splitsvilla but with more turmeric. âDoosri hai Gupta saab ki beti. Amazon mein data analyst thi, ab toh uska startup bhi haiâkombucha banaati hai.â
Toji flicked sweat off his forehead. âMujhe acid reflux hota hai usse.â
Megumi flatly muttered, âItâs literally fermented tea.â
Toji shrugged, âItâs pretentious vinegar.â
Then came the final blow.
Naobito smiled. Slowly. âAur teesri... Shukla ji ki niece. Bareilly se. Simple hai. Instagram pe sirf bhajan follow karti hai.â
Toji stared at him, horrified. âBareilly? You want me to marry someone from Bareilly? Thatâs my villain origin story.â
Megumi cleared his throat. âCan we not shop for stepmothers while Iâm still here?â
Toji pointed at him. âDonât act like this doesnât concern you. If I marry someone with kids, youâll have to share WiFi.â
Naobito clapped his hands once, grandly. âLook, all Iâm saying isâshaadi kar lo. Property sorted. Ladka settled. Now only one thing is missing: a woman who can handle your temper and your macros.â
Toji cracked his neck. âI donât need marriage; I need bandwidth.â
But it was too late. Somewhere in the Haveli, Champa Mausi had already started telling the cook to make extra samosas for a âladki waale wale rishtedaar.â
Megumi texted Nanami under the table:
Nanami responded in 3 seconds:
Tell him to get a pre-nup.
-sent from client offsite
Naoya, now sipping Sprite like he was in a K3G reboot, added fuel, âUncle, just do love marriage. Swipe right. Even you deserve happiness.â
Toji turned to him like a demon. âSay 'uncle' one more time.â
Naoya gulped. âSir. Sorry. Sir.â
Toji patted his legs, muscles stiff with generational shame. âIâm leaving. This place is cursed. And if I hear the word âkombuchaâ again, I will burn this Haveli down and make a protein shake out of the ashes.â
Sometime later, they were still in the sitting roomâthree cups of chai cold, the mirchi pakode congealed with regretâwhen the rishta talk took a darker, dumber turn.
After rejecting every match like he was a 2009 Salman Khan with better hair, Toji thought the assault was over.
Naobito cleared his throat dramatically, a smug thakur-on-his-final-move expression returning. âThik hai, tu nahi karega. Then what about your son?â
Naoya perked up from his phone. âOh yeah, Megumi! Heâs whatâ22? You know, in our village, by 10, they shouldâve done sagai, and by 16, a proper marriage. Roka ke baad toh jagran hota tha, shaadi ka nahiâreincarnation ka.â
âShaadi ke baad honeymoon bhi Mathura le jaate the,â Naobito added, sipping his cutting chai like he hadnât just suggested legalising child marriage.
Megumi looked up, face blank but somehow still broadcasting deep protest. âUncle, Iâve literally just been employed. And emotionally constipated. Please.â
Naobito ignored him. âThereâs a girl in Jaipur. Simple. Didnât even do school. Knows how to make haldi ghati chicken in mitti ki handi. Good stock. No Instagram. No opinions.â
Megumi flinched like heâd been slapped with a marriage certificate.
Tojiâs chair creaked. Once. Loud.
âDonât,â he said, voice low.
Naobito laughed. âArey, why not? Shaadi young hoti hai toh zindagi settle rehti hai.â
Toji stood. âDonât.â
Naoya looked up. âBro, chill, he just means traditionââ
Tojiâs voice cracked open like a fracture. âThat tradition killed my wife.â
Like a generator shutting down mid-loadshedding.
Even the pigeon outside paused.
Tojiâs hands curled into fists. His mouth tightened, like heâd swallowed twenty years of pain and suddenly it wanted out.
âShe was sixteen,â he said, not looking at anyone. âBarely knew how to cook without burning herself. Couldnât even handle periods without shame because your pados wali phuphiji kept telling her she was impure. And youâyou bastardsâmarried her off to me so you could âclean my bloodline.ââ
Naobitoâs mouth opened.
He looked older suddenly.
Like all the Rajput pride in him had calcified into guilt.
âShe died giving birth to Megumi. Bled out. Alone. Because your familyâs ego wouldnât let us go to a hospital in a city. Said it would bring shame.â
In typical Indian fashion, he knew bits. Hints.
But Toji never told him this.
Toji looked straight at Naobito, eyes sharp like gym-cut glass. âYou think I slept around because I was shameless? I never married again because I didnât want some new woman raising her hands at my kid. Calling him baggage. Calling him cursed.â
âIâd rather let him eat cup noodles every day than risk a stepmom putting poison in his brain like yâall put in mine.â
Naoya whispered, shaken, ââŚdamn.â
Megumi just stared at his father.
The man who grunted more than he spoke.
Who called him âdufferâ but added extra chicken in his meal-prep boxes.
Who sent him three-liner texts that looked like death threats but always included Google Pay.
Something inside Megumi ruptured for his father.
Quietly. Without fanfare.
Naoya looked at Naobito. Then back at the door. ââŚCan I come too? I feel like weâre going to get McDonaldâs.â
In the car, Toji didnât speak.
Just turned the AC on full blast, put on Jagjit Singh, and stared ahead.
Naoya was in the backseat, looking like a kid whose summer internship just turned into a Bollywood tragedy.
Megumi sat shotgun, silent.
Thenâsoftly, like it hurtâasked, âWhy didnât you ever tell me?â
Toji kept driving. Jaw clenched. Then, after a beat, he spoke, âWhat good would it have done? You already hate your last name. You think I wanted you to grow up with more reasons?â
Megumi shook his head. âI donât hate it. I just didnât understand it.â
Toji smirked faintly. âWelcome to the club. We donât even have matching t-shirts.â
Megumi looked out the window. Then back at him. âIâm not marrying anyone either.â
Toji side-eyed him. âNot even once you are of age?â
âEspecially not then.â
Toji chuckled. Just once. A low, tired sound.
Naoya, from the back, âSo like⌠do I still have to intern tomorrow?â
Toji, without looking back, grumbled, âOnly if you want to die in Lajpat Nagar.â
A/N: What did this make you feel like? I really wanna know for feedback :)
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