Ferrari FC

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

felix auger aliassime of Gay Survey Fame dont do this to me

During pride month too 😔

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

leo leclerc’s silence about pride month is deafening btw .. god rest the soul of canonical ally roscoe hamilton. they don’t make them like that anymore

the great thing about nico rosberg is that he’s had more therapy than anyone in the world but also he’s never gotten over a single thing in his life

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy