sick, masochistic lion

hottest sex scenes are the ones where somebody’s self-understanding is permanently damaged/altered

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be many things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

Imagine you are Jared Padalecki you’ve just come off the cute show about women and are going to be a co-lead in an occult like tv show. You go to film the pilot episode where you are then told they are going to put you in a room and proceed to set it on fire. Imagine you are Jensen Ackles being told your job is to wait for the cue and proceed to run in and grab him. Imagine you are both of them when the episode after the two of you get jumped outside a bar during filming your entire team informs you will be put in a room with 60,000 bees without gear. You also survive this only to be told they didn’t show up on camera and they used cgi anyways. You use umbrellas once in the rain, you are told you will never be allowed to use them again cause you both look “too gay.”