Fear me, december!

you've got to admit you were wrong every once in a while. it gives other people false hope that they can convince you of things

3rd person is the most common perspective style…

I want to trap the can't-read-3rd-person poster in the same room as one of those people who hates 1st person so much they want to wipe it from the universe (usually through not being widely read and only encountering 1st person ever in a particularly annoying type of YA fiction). then we'd see who wins, and if they manage to overcome their differences and fall in love. i think i could make a whole anime out of that

The encounter between them should be narrated in second-person. To annoy both of them.

You think that’s a wonderful idea.

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

you mean yeah okay you'll reblog that

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

sometimes u go to a ship’s ao3 page and the top 10 fics are like “what if these guys were 2 completely different guys but had the same actors’ faces and character names”

travelled to a different dimension to see if we're really friends in every universe but i ended up in a timeline where george harrison is serving life without parole for killing john and paul in 1969 so i got distracted by that and i forgot to check. sorry

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies