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So I'm gonna try and start uploading stuff to ko-fi :3

It's been a hot minute but I'm gonna put more of my stuff on here and my other socials

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lowpolyanimals

Mr Gold from Brother Hai's Pho Restaurant

#SHAPED

badkidsjokes

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BALD MAN WITH A BUTT HEADED FACE? The answer is butt man

hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!

no-more-dead-dogs

"ohhh this post is so harry du bois" "this post reminds me of jake english" this post is a direct quote that i said to a handsome man at the local gas station a few months ago. i said this. me.

#shitpost

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burr-ell

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

#huge goddamn mood #reminder to self

akashicrecord

Liberals act like a man putting his beebo in another man's stinky is attractive or even legal. Traditional alphas know the only place a man should be sticking his beebo is his wife's candy/lala. Maybe SOMETIMES her stinky. if she's never farted or poopied. #Facts

teethunderteeth

Me forcing his beebo into my lala...for...squibby times 😈 #squibby

#shitpost

radiofreederry

allgremlinyaps

#EVERYONE WANTS WHAT 1966 BATMAN HAD #SURFING JOKER IS WHAT WE DESERVE #batman 1966

amazoogle

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

#shitpost

moxleyrollins

the moth and the butterfly WRESTLEMANIA 42 | 04.18.26

#no one was doing it like them at mania #NO ONE #charlexa #wwe

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byjove

Why, Charles the Bald of course! The funniest plot twist?

He has a full head of hair in every contemporary depiction of him.

#incredible

spreadassholesdotorg

#me and who #kitty :D

ammnontet

coup

#shitpost

rongzhi

English added by me :)

#this is a work of art #disney wants what they have #video #shitpost

orange-catsidy

mangling speedball's name into shorter and shorter noises like i do with my pets

orange-catsidy

speebol. sp'bol

orange-catsidy

good job everyone

#shitpost #aew

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07242024-deactivated20240725

i could be your ugly boyfriend i love wikipedia and car seat headrest and i have strong opinions about everything

#huge goddamn mood

aesungaia

In the future they will invent a way to be in bed and in the shower at the same time with no negative repercussions and it will be history's most important invention

aesungaia

It's for me

(No shade to this person I just thought it was a really funny thing to say in this specific situation)

#this would be amazing #art

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