Organic, natural-born rebis

you gotta love the girl who is too dumb to be influenced by her cursed blade

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

I'm afraid being tiny and small made it very difficult to carry stolen treasure. it obstructed the hustle

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Actually forget a movie or mini-series for The Locked Tomb. I want a late-90s to mid-aughts era platformer action adventure for each book.

I think to make Nona the Ninth work you would play as everyone BUT Nona