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hey ive been noticing a lot of randomly flagged posts, please follow me on bluesky in case i die. mutuals can ask for my discord.
if ur on them, follow me on itch.io, or neocities, or fuckin youtube. remember my damn name. i will not be forgotten

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I have added the ability to have a heart attack to 900down.
"conservatives want us ALL dead" yes, and the wolf will kill both a fox and a hare given the chance, but i wouldn't blame the hare for being wary of the fox as well
I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.
I cannot BELIEVE that Heinz has the AUDACITY to claim they know the perfect ratio of ketchup to mayo.
When the end of days is upon us men who foolishly claim to be gods will at long last face the righteous judgement they have earned. Then you'll see.
Ain't even the right fucking color.
"When the end of days is upon us men who foolishly claim to be gods will at long last face the righteous judgement they have earned. Then you'll see."
why do all the banger quotes come from shitposts
When you're only being dramatic for the bit you end up more open to artistic risk, and being unburdened by the fear shame or failure is the best way to stumble upon greatness.
what the FUCK
Nah dw I've had this same blog since Febuary 2012, I'm going to be here until the website stops letting me log in, happily maintaining my museum of insanity like an ancient lighthouse keeper at the end of the world.

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can grief stop hiding in the half smoked cigarettes my impoverished father would've farmed from the cracks in the sidewalk outside of a convenience store? the same half smoked cigarettes that eventually killed him of lung cancer? that he insisted on taking secret puffs of until he literally couldn't breathe anymore? it's an ironically cruel place for a fond memory to be
my dad would've smoked that
this made me howl with laughter so thank you
The idea of tumblr users living in like new york city or los angeles sounds extremely fake... all my mutuals either live in like serbia or a bumfuck town in missouri
Just the normal one please
oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this
what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)
0, 1, or 2
3
4 or 5
6
7, 8, or 9
I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane ππ€£" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

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WHT
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION X SONIC RACING CROSSWORLDS + GODZILLA
Ted Kaczynski was a violent eugenicist and bigot
Whoa wow that's crazy. Did the Unabomber, of Unabombing fame, happen to do anything else problematic?
i eat your grandads clothes
Macklemoth
at least there's susie deltarune

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came on here to make a post but i compleeeeeetely forgot
I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi π£ π₯²