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alicent YOU are the father 😭

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I just wish that people could hold "Jace, Luke, and Joffrey are bastards and that is politically, socially, and emotionally significant" and "Laenor was their father in every way that mattered to them and that is emotionally significant" at the same time. Because these are not two competing claims. They're just two true things about these boys. I've especially seen a lot of posts lately (seen them lately, not necessarily posted lately) about how it upsets some people to hear them referred to as Strongs. And while I understand that if it's being used negatively, the blanket distaste for it makes me sad because in a perfect world they'd have just gotten to be that, openly and uncomplicatedly, and I think that's beautiful and want that for them.
All the Bloody Mary content being shoved in my face has me thinking about men with long brown hair missing an arm so like
Luke as Bucky, is that anything? Jace (Steve) lost his brother years ago and it's defined him ever since and all of a sudden this scruffy, memory-wiped bum with a mental arm is trying to kill him. Cause like you got this sweet dead kid, the standard bearer of innocence lost, the first needless casualty. Which is actually a lot like what Bucky was for decades in the comics. In the movies he's an adult, in the comics he starts out at like 16 at the oldest. That was Steve's little brother/pseudoson and he died and Steve survived by near miracle and it haunted him for years. So Jace surviving the Gullet, or in a superhero AU, and he's just carried this around for years. Under every battle, under every leadership call, there's always that central wound of survivor's guilt. And then suddenly Luke is back, but not. Everything about him has been ground down and erased, Jace didn't just fail him by letting him die. Jace failed him by letting him be captured, tortured, experimented on, used as a weapon, and mind wiped for decades
Non-Canon Targaryen Names from Valyrian words
So most of the names we have in canon have some sort of root word attached that you can find in the words we have available. Aegion means iron and I'm assuming that's where Aegon comes from. Rhaenagon means something like 'to find' or 'to discover' which is where we get Rhaena and it's variants, Aemagon means 'to have' or 'to contain' and probably gives us Aemon and its variants. Vaedagon means 'to sing' and I could see linguistic drift in names specifically giving us Vaemond, Baelagon means 'to help' or 'to assist', Daeremagon means to 'to free/liberate', Vys means world/planet (so also if you need something to call Westeros' Earth, there you go) So here's a neat little list of some other words I thought might make good names Jaelarys/Jaelara - Hope Ilarys/Ilara - Dance Melvarys/Melvara - Pear Tree Kyva/Kyvarys/Kyvarra - Plan Jorraelys/Jorraela - Love Jentys - Leader Jedarys/Jedara - Season, Cycle, Time Eledros/Eledra - Tides, Ocean, Time, Passage of Time Numar/Numys/Numyra - Pearl (Great for the Velaryons!) Sonarys/Sonara - Winter (Sonar is bad don't use that LMAO) Jaedar/Jaeda/Jaedys/Jaedarra - Summer Gelion/Gelia - Silver Lirys/Liria/Lirya/Lirra - Smile Kara/Karys - Great, Excellent, Magnificent

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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
i am sooo normal about criston's loyalty to the greens haha i swear
Aegon: Oh man, I'm so glad that dinner went well Jace: Me too! I'm so glad we can hang out like this as friends again Aegon: Totally! Come to my chambers, we'll chill and drink and catch up Jace: Sounds great! Jace:*walks into Aegon's room and sees the dildo shelf* Jace: Jace: Jace:
so many people hate seeing Criston on screen but he’s a dick in such a totally normal way that it makes him hysterically funny in contrast to the living anime characters he hangs out with. He is literally just some guy having the exact same struggle with the false ideals of chivalry and knighthood and the inherent loss of the self that comes with being a tool of state violence as a thousand other knights in westeros but also he has to run errands with Sephiroth
The audacity of this known whore to be so possessive and jealous

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What if Aegon was secretly an Omega? What if the twins and Maelor were Jace's What if Jace had to sit there silent pretending not to be dying as they tell him Daemon killed his son? What if Aegon had to grieve their child alone because Jace couldn't come? What if not long after Jace hears Aegon's been burned What if not long after that Aegon hears Jace died at the Gullet? What if not long after that Maelor is torn apart? What if Aegon died too, and left Jahaera all alone? What if in the end, Jahaera jumped because there was a world where they were happy and instead they got this?
What if?
I have seen approximately 200 lucemond variations on the daemyra “take me to dragonstone and make me your wife” scene
but I offer instead Aegon teasing Jacaerys - “do you even know where to put your cock blah blah blah” but more in the style of Rhae in 1x05 - because he’s a dick like that, and Jace, who is both the blood of old Valyria (so impulsive and unhinged they’re actually insane) and the blood of the First Men (so stubborn and unhinged that they’re almost literally feral) just snaps and goes “you know what? fucking bet”
The dinner scene really be like
Luke should lock Aemond in a tower, just saying. Tower wife. Cuddles always on tap, complete with attempted stabbings. When he escapes, Luke gets to spank him.

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ok this photo is ready for tumblr, it's already on twitter but why not?